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El Straino

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About El Straino

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    Hastings, NE
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    Going through "The Process." Not bringing ball carriers all the way down during tackling drills/games. Swindling the people of Nebraska for 1.7 million dollars.

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  1. * Me, at home this morning. Going to make breakfast.* * Power goes out * "Awww, man! How am I gonna fry these eggs now???" (All electric stove) *Deep thinking intensifies* *Whip out phone, bring up Ron Brown thread on Huskerboard. Place pan on phone* *Sizzling commences*
  2. The coaching in this league has gone from "meh" to "wowsers" since the time that we joined the B1G. Dolla Dolla bill, y'all!
  3. We're Number 2

    OMG, so many +1's here. Had many a frustrating gameday experience because of old fogeys, and I am nothing even remotely resembling rowdy.
  4. Best Win of the Riley Era

    I'll second this motion. I'd also go for something along the lines of the narrator of a children's show, like Thomas and Friends.
  5. Best Win of the Riley Era

    DoNU fan after upsetting Sparty in 2015: Man, this is awesome! Maybe we're gonna start pulling our heads out of our butts and get things rolling! Things are gonna be ok! Narrator: But things were not ok, and heads were not pulled out of butts...
  6. Huskers vs. Maryland - May 4-6

    No doubt...not even getting to play the Beavs in that regional was like tripping on the last hurdle and painfully face planting. Worthy of a Bob Saget voice over and a canned laugh track.
  7. Huskers vs. Maryland - May 4-6

    Give us some credit, we're garbage- but not burning garbage. Although something might be smoldering now. Hard to foresee a season quite like this after last year's B1G title.
  8. No more Pound the Rock

    If you rub the rock while making a throat slash gesture you can hear the faint hum of Boomer Sooner
  9. Huskers vs. Kansas State (4/17) & UNO (4/18)

    Awwww, but they're OUR embarrassment. Good Lord, is it spring game time yet?
  10. Eric Crouch vs Ryker Fyfe

    Finally, a thread I can really get behind
  11. Post-Practice Presser - April 10

    This deserves an Ed McMahon "HEYOOOO!"
  12. Huskers @ Michigan State - April 6-8

    Well, we never stood much of a chance against the the vaunted juggernaut that is Michigan St. baseball.
  13. With limited media coverage of practice...

    OMG, yes, and they've practically taken over the sports sections in the H-Town Tribune. Everyone drop everything, Adam has another rehashed and/or generically obvious thought on something.
  14. Under the Radar Things You're Still Salty About

    There's enough salt throughout this thread that I want to strap a rocket engine my pathetic Chevy Sonic and try to set some land speed records on it. My young ears learned some new cuss words coming from the living room during that Orange bowl vs. FSU. I remember repeating a few of them years later when LeKevin Smith fumbled. I don't remember feeling any particular strong emotions during that ISU game/Paul fumble. I'm still convinced that entire contest actually happened in a completely different dimension devoid of reason, logic, or physics as we know it.
  15. Huskers vs. Minnesota - March 23-25

    Yeeesh. Another series starts with a thud.