The Dude

I just want to pet him. What is he like 18 and a half?

Rex Ryan was horrible as well.  I just don't get it.  He bloviates and seemed very lost.  

I wish I could have sat in on the meeting where this dream team was constructed.

-I say we go with Dipp.  The kid has moxie.  The ladies will think he's adorable.

-Dipp, huh?  What's his demographic?

-28-to-34 year old fan fiction writers.

-Perfect.  Who do you got for play-by-play?

-I'd say Beth Mowins is due for a major promotion.

-Mowins?  The broad who called the 11 am UMASS football games?  You know nobody wants to work with Mowins.

-Actually, sir, I've been in contact with Rex Ryan.  He said he'll do it as long as she agrees to wear open toe shoes.

-*slaps desk* Goddammit Johnson, you're a genius!  You've done it again!