Big 12 Quiz

[BigRedMachine]

(1) What does the average Oklahoma player get on his SATs?

 

.........Drool.

 

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri cheerleaders in one room?

.........A full set of teeth.

 

(3) How do you get a Iowa State cheerleader into your dorm room?

.........Grease her hips and push.

 

(4) How do you get a Kansas State graduate off your porch?

.........Pay him for the pizza.

 

(5) How do you know if a Texas football player has a

girlfriend ?

........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

 

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .........

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

(7) What are the longest three years of an TEXAS A&M football player's

life ?

.........His freshman year.

 

(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.........None. That's a sophomore course.

 

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

........Manhattan, Kansas. He knew that the police would never look at KSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

 

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

 

(10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color? .........

You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,

and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

[NUance]

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[Scarlet Overkill]

55 minutes ago, NUance said:

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The oldest Lounge bump possible.  Just because ...   

 

I'm tempted to LIKE it, and freak the person out about getting a notification on a post from 2003.