Eric the Red Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. Quote Link to comment
bigredtoad Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Holy cow!! Can you say beer commercial!! Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 It might not be quite as fun but it seems to me that warming the beer in your mouth then spitting it at the snow would work as well, maybe he figured he would have a better aim by peeing. Wonder how he avoided alcohol poisoning after drinking that much. Quote Link to comment
Red November Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 It might not be quite as fun but it seems to me that warming the beer in your mouth then spitting it at the snow would work as well, maybe he figured he would have a better aim by peeing. Wonder how he avoided alcohol poisoning after drinking that much. In one end out the other Quote Link to comment
Oklahoma Husker Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 It might not be quite as fun but it seems to me that warming the beer in your mouth then spitting it at the snow would work as well, maybe he figured he would have a better aim by peeing. Wonder how he avoided alcohol poisoning after drinking that much. In one end out the other But the alcohol absorbs to your blood stream so you're just pissin out beer...the alcohol stays in you. Quote Link to comment
HuskerBob Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 ooo man Bob gots a new line when he gets home 8 hrs late from the strip.... "but sweety you see i was mindin my own business and this avalanch came outat nowhere, and well i was forced to slam those 6 cases of beer and sleep with those pros to melt us outtof the 12 ft of coke.. imean snow... in north chicago no less." perfct!! thnx audi euro trash guy. Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 If that happened to me, i would probally get open container and/or DUI cuz they wouldn't believe i wasn't drinking before hand. Quote Link to comment
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