slacker Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted February 14, 2005 Author Share Posted February 14, 2005 I'm going to go ahead and heckle myself before anyone else get to it. Boooooooooooooo Horrible joke! Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 thats not bad. I have definetly heard worse. Quote Link to comment
joshuavacek Posted February 16, 2005 Share Posted February 16, 2005 That's great. Classic. Quote Link to comment
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