HUSKER 37 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today... If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.... If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today... But... If you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, and then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle . It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means that on average Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes me proud to be an American! Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 Why trampolines are so dangerous Link to comment
rawhide Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 owie good lookin' venison though Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Cant complain about 41mpg... LOL Link to comment
husker rob Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 weeewwwww i thought it was going to be another Michelle Obama thing saying that she is proud to be an American again Link to comment
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