Blackshirt Posted October 2, 2003 Share Posted October 2, 2003 This is a pretty good one... > > On a tour along the ocean side, the Pope took a couple of days off to > > > visit the beach for some sightseeing. He was cruising along in the > > > popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A > > > helpless man, wearing a black CU jersey, was struggling frantically to > > > free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. > > > As the pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three > > > men wearing Husker shirts. > > > > > > One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks> '> side. The other two > > > reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious, CU fan from the > > > water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and > > > hauled it in to the boat also. > > > > > > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. > "> I give you > > > my blessing for your brave actions,> "> he told them. > "> I heard that there > > > were some bitter hatred between these two universities but now I have > > > seen with my own eyes that this is not true> "> . > > > > > > As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies > "> Who was that> "> ? > > > > > > > "> It was the Pope> "> , one replied. > "> He is in direct contact with God and > > > has access to all of God> '> s wisdom> "> . > > > > > > > "> Well,> "> the harpooner said, > "> He may have access to God> '> s wisdom, but he > > > doesn> '> t know crap about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do > > > we need to get another one?> "> Quote Link to comment
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