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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:56 PM
Since my last thread like this got closed so rudely because I didn't notice there was some important fantasy football lineup thing going on at the same time...Hopefully the powers that be will let us have a little more practice time during this grueling..never ending..Off season as I slowly pull out my panties from my 'giner. .
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 06:01 PM
I'll start...
"The other fellas told me you were a gusher"
"The other fellas told me you were a gusher"
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 06:24 PM
Sorry little fella. In my case, size does matter.
Just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came. And the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:28 PM
Reminds me of this "Big Ol' Girl" I was talking to when I was 17.
I didn't realize how big she was until she got out of her car..She'd said something earlier about being on the pill, and I (smooth talker that I am) asked her if she wanted to test it out.
I immediately began wondering if I should tie a 2x4 on mya$$ butt so's not to fall in.
(Lord, I apologise and please be with all the pygmies in New Guinea")
I didn't realize how big she was until she got out of her car..She'd said something earlier about being on the pill, and I (smooth talker that I am) asked her if she wanted to test it out.
I immediately began wondering if I should tie a 2x4 on my
(Lord, I apologise and please be with all the pygmies in New Guinea")
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 08:30 PM
Peek a boo!
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:56 PM
GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far
2013: THE YEAR OF THE DOUCHES
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FEAR THE INFLUX!!!!!!!!
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 09:12 AM
"You must be THIS wide to ride the Tunnel of Love"
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:10 AM
"I dare you to go scuba diving"
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 03:21 PM
Madonna performs the Super Bowl halftime show at the Super Dome.
Too soon?
Too soon?
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 04:13 PM
"My water broke!"
"Not the victory but the action; Not the goal but the game; In the deed the glory"
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 04:23 PM
PaulCrewe, on 13 March 2012 - 09:56 PM, said:
GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far
^^Created by Landlord of Memorial Stadium^^
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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 06:27 AM
jsneb83, on 14 March 2012 - 04:13 PM, said:
"My water broke!"
Ha ha! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came. And the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 10:29 AM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
"Chill bro, I was only joking about doing your mom!"
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 12:36 PM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?
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"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:04 PM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's that smell??? Well that smell is the smell of knowing your a MAN buddy!!!!!
2013: THE YEAR OF THE DOUCHES
FEAR THE INFLUX!!!!!!!!
FEAR THE INFLUX!!!!!!!!
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:21 PM
CornHOLIO, on 15 March 2012 - 12:36 PM, said:
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?
(Feel free to post any pics needing captions)
"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."
"I'm not touching you."
"hey guys this is apublic cervice announcrymny.
i came in kinda late and chose to watch aome tevlision. a someone left a box of htese chewy chips ahoy on thetable near the table near the television. i never had one before so i had a cookie now i did. i did ant realize that i was keept keating them. like i had no clue. it was all ofer shocked when i realized i had finished a holy sleeve. they snook up on me. htey are not even that tastya but they have a lat of calories and fats so it is hardly even wort it. anywa i hope this helps becuause i feel the real sh#t abot this.';
manhats"
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02:29 AM
i came in kinda late and chose to watch aome tevlision. a someone left a box of htese chewy chips ahoy on thetable near the table near the television. i never had one before so i had a cookie now i did. i did ant realize that i was keept keating them. like i had no clue. it was all ofer shocked when i realized i had finished a holy sleeve. they snook up on me. htey are not even that tastya but they have a lat of calories and fats so it is hardly even wort it. anywa i hope this helps becuause i feel the real sh#t abot this.';
manhats"
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02:29 AM
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 11:45 AM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?
(Feel free to post any pics needing captions)
Smell my claw.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:25 AM
Up, Up and Away!
Just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came. And the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Wizard of Osborne
Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:06 AM
NEW Diet?
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:11 AM
My fish smells like pu&&y
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 09:15 AM
HUSKER 37, on 20 March 2012 - 03:11 AM, said:
My fish smells like pu&&y
Just wait until you see the size of fish I can catch with THIS!
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:37 PM
HUSKER 37, on 13 March 2012 - 05:56 PM, said:
Giant Lady: "Stroke....Stroke.....Stroke"
man in boat: "Thats a big b*tch"
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:39 PM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
No you got it wrong. It's step, step, step, turn, step, pivot then jazz hands.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 12:08 PM
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?
What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?
(Feel free to post any pics needing captions)
Ssshhhh...you had me at Grrrrrrr
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:39 PM
HUSKER 37, on 13 March 2012 - 05:56 PM, said:
Since my last thread like this got closed so rudely because I didn't notice there was some important fantasy football lineup thing going on at the same time...Hopefully the powers that be will let us have a little more practice time during this grueling..never ending..Off season as I slowly pull out my panties from my 'giner. .
."So that's where Julia Roberts went after Pretty Woman."
Go BIG RED or Go Home!
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Wizard of Osborne
Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:58 PM
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
Where D white wimmen at?
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 07:34 PM
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
NURSE! Who let this jackass into my room!?
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:30 PM
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
Bucky's trip to Juarez is cut short do to a freak accident at a "show"
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:49 AM
wildman, on 03 April 2012 - 12:39 PM, said:
HUSKER 37, on 14 March 2012 - 10:19 PM, said:
No you got it wrong. It's step, step, step, turn, step, pivot then jazz hands.
Back off! I know kung-fu.
Clique Clique Boom
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Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:50 AM
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
Where D white wimmen at?
Isn't that a llama.
Clique Clique Boom
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:02 PM
MLB 51, on 30 May 2012 - 06:50 AM, said:
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:
HUSKER 37, on 22 May 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:
Where D white wimmen at?
Isn't that a llama.
I forgot to ask..But that's what I was thinking
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:05 PM
Farkin' pterodactyl made a nest in my tree again...
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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:41 AM
Damn nuclear broom. Never can get this thing adjusted right.
Just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came. And the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:35 AM
You got my lunch money, little man?
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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:30 PM
Punting from his opponent's 36 yard line gives ponderous Iowa Long-Snapper Casey Kreiter a rare opportunity to watch Tim Marlowe fair-catch the ball up close and personal.
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Posted 16 June 2012 - 11:31 AM
"You gonna eat that?"
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:28 PM
Eye contact
Expert level
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 12:07 AM
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Posted 06 September 2012 - 02:15 AM
HUSKER 37, on 13 March 2012 - 05:56 PM, said:
Hey lady, your canoe is almost as big as mine... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:34 PM
This PhotoBomb is just begging for a caption!
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