HUSKER 37 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Since my last thread like this got closed so rudely because I didn't notice there was some important fantasy football lineup thing going on at the same time...Hopefully the powers that be will let us have a little more practice time during this grueling..never ending..Off season as I slowly pull out my panties from my 'giner. . Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'll start... "The other fellas told me you were a gusher" Link to comment
NUance Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Sorry little fella. In my case, size does matter. Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 Reminds me of this "Big Ol' Girl" I was talking to when I was 17. I didn't realize how big she was until she got out of her car..She'd said something earlier about being on the pill, and I (smooth talker that I am) asked her if she wanted to test it out. I immediately began wondering if I should tie a 2x4 on my a$$ butt so's not to fall in. (Lord, I apologise and please be with all the pygmies in New Guinea") Link to comment
PaulCrewe Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far 1 Link to comment
CornHOLIO Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 "You must be THIS wide to ride the Tunnel of Love" Link to comment
Apathy Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 "I dare you to go scuba diving" Link to comment
808Husker in KCMO Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Madonna performs the Super Bowl halftime show at the Super Dome. Too soon? 3 Link to comment
GSG Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods? What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can? (Feel free to post any pics needing captions) Link to comment
NUance Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "My water broke!" Ha ha! Winner winner chicken dinner! Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "Chill bro, I was only joking about doing your mom!" Link to comment
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