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http://www.adweek.com/creativity/silicon-valley-fans-rejoice-jian-yangs-not-hotdog-app-is-now-available-on-itunes/

 

 

 

Season 4 of Silicon Valley has just begun airing, and yet another trope from the show is now available for fan-driven consumption. Users can download “Not Hotdog,” a SeeFood Technologies app whose description reads, “What would you say if I told you there is a app on the market that tell you if you have a hotdog or not a hotdog. It is very good and I do not want to work on it any more. You can hire someone else.”
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Times Square Motorist Hits Pedestrians, Killing 1 and Injuring Several
By ELI ROSENBERG and WILLIAM K. RASHBAUMMAY 18, 2017
One person was killed and at least 22 were injured on Thursday when a car careened through Times Square in and plowed through a crowd of pedestrians in one of New York City’s most congested corridors, officials said.

 

Two previous DWIs. Gotta feeling that guy is headed to the Big House for a few years. :facepalm:

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Here's a photo of the guy who drove the car. They're saying he was high, but MJ doesn't make people go insane like this.

 

There are more photos of him in the link in the tweet. Dude appears half-crazed.

 

 

Ha ha! Yeah, he's got something going on. That's the same expression Carlos Davis has closing in on a QB for the sack. :lol:

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NUance vs. The Mouse.

 

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war. :duel

Try glue traps.

 

 

I didn't get around to buying a glue trap. But I finally got that little fu&*#r. After about two weeks of trying. I had to rebait the trap with fresh butter and peanut butter twice. And I moved it down towards a cabinet where I saw him (her?) disappear into a little gap. Then several days ago I came down one morning to get my AM cup of coffee. And the little bastard was dead in my trap. Hallelujah!

 

So the very next morning I come down to get my morning coffee again, another mouse left a couple of little "gifts" for me right next to the coffee pot. Like it's mocking me. The one I caught has a spouse! Or maybe a brother! And it's pissed at me! WILL THIS NEVER END!??!

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NUance vs. The Mouse.

 

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war. :duel

Try glue traps.

 

 

I didn't get around to buying a glue trap. But I finally got that little fu&*#r. After about two weeks of trying. I had to rebait the trap with fresh butter and peanut butter twice. And I moved it down towards a cabinet where I saw him (her?) disappear into a little gap. Then several days ago I came down one morning to get my AM cup of coffee. And the little bastard was dead in my trap. Hallelujah!

 

So the very next morning I come down to get my morning coffee again, another mouse left a couple of little "gifts" for me right next to the coffee pot. Like it's mocking me. The one I caught has a spouse! Or maybe a brother! And it's pissed at me! WILL THIS NEVER END!??!

 

Step 1: find out where the mice are gaining entrance to your house and fill it with steel wool.

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NUance vs. The Mouse.

 

A very crafty mouse has invaded our kitchen. Twice I've set a trap for him, and twice he's snapped it without getting caught. And he has the gall to leave disgusting little gifts behind on the counter. He's pretty much ridiculing my futile efforts to kill him. Of course this means war. :duel

Try glue traps.

 

 

I didn't get around to buying a glue trap. But I finally got that little fu&*#r. After about two weeks of trying. I had to rebait the trap with fresh butter and peanut butter twice. And I moved it down towards a cabinet where I saw him (her?) disappear into a little gap. Then several days ago I came down one morning to get my AM cup of coffee. And the little bastard was dead in my trap. Hallelujah!

 

So the very next morning I come down to get my morning coffee again, another mouse left a couple of little "gifts" for me right next to the coffee pot. Like it's mocking me. The one I caught has a spouse! Or maybe a brother! And it's pissed at me! WILL THIS NEVER END!??!

 

Step 1: find out where the mice are gaining entrance to your house and fill it with steel wool.

 

 

I've gone around the house. I think it's at some cellar doors to our basement. They're two metal cellar doors that slope up about 15 degrees. They don't latch firmly down, leaving a 1/2" gap that critters can slither through.

 

That, and my cat died over the winter. She was old (12 years), but she kept the place free of little rodents. She was hell on the song birds too, unfortunately. She'd kill several birds each summer--mostly robins and doves--and she'd eat their heads, leaving the rest of the body near our door as some sort of tribute. lulz. :lol:

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Iowa man dies peacefully after falsely being told Trump to be impeached
KCCI | Updated: 8:00 PM CDT May 7, 2017

DES MOINES, Iowa —
An Iowa man died peacefully this month after family members falsely told him the process to impeach President Donald Trump had begun “so that he could rest in peace.”

Corliss Gilchrist, who would have celebrated his 92nd birthday Sunday, died Wednesday at his Altoona home. His obituary published in the Des Moines Register said he was a “stoic, hardworking, and simple man who had a joyful outlook on life, never taking things for granted.”

“Corliss Gilchrist, was born May 7, 1925, in Ayrshire, Iowa, one of sixteen children born to James and Arrah Gilchrist,” the obituary read. “He passed away May 3, 2017, at his home in Altoona, IA. We told him the process to impeach Trump had begun - so that he could rest in peace.” LINK


You gotta admit, that is FUNNY! :lol:

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