Little Johnny...

[Blackshirt]

Courtesy of Timmy D:

 

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the

> > > children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers

> > > came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being

> > > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

> > > father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off

> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

> > > really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love

> > > with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

> > > hurriedly set the other children to work, and took Little Johnny aside

> > > to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said

> > > Johnny, "He coaches football at KU, but I was too embarrassed to

> > > say so."

[horne411]

good stuff

[AR Husker Fan]

Courtesy of Timmy D:

 

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the

> > > children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers

> > > came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being

> > > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

> > > father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off

> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

> > > really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love

> > > with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

> > > hurriedly set the other children to work, and took Little Johnny aside

> > > to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said

> > > Johnny, "He coaches football at KU, but I was too embarrassed to

> > > say so."

[hoyamannn]

THAT WAS BILL SNYDER'S KID!!!!!!!

 

HIS KID WAS 13 YEARS OLD IN THE 4TH GRADE! DUMB LITTLE BASTARD!

[joshuavacek]

That could fit a lot of teams. LOL!!!