Drinking Buddies

[RedCountry]

Drinking Buddies

 

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the

other

and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home

after

we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the

driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my

shoes

off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs,

get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes

up

and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and

says,Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into

the

driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the

closet,

jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and

she

acts like she's sound asleep.