NUance Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I did not come from a naturally strong family. Nonetheless, there are two FEATS OF STRENGTH I am known for: First, during my five years years at UNL I partied every single weekend, often getting shitfaced drunk both Friday and Saturday night, yet I never threw up during my college years. Not even once. A puke free college career is my first FEAT OF STRENGTH. My second FEAT OF STRENGTH is that I could throw an orange on top of Harper dormitory, a ten story building. I did it a dozen times or so while at UNL. Those are my FEATS OF STRENGTH. Do any of you guys have FEATS OF STRENGTH you'd care to share? 1 Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I have an immunity to those little electro-pulse massage things. A guy at a pop stand in the middle of a mall in D.C. told me I could have a free one if I could withstand it cranked all the way up for five minutes. and after doing it without a grimace he wouldn't pay up. 1 Quote Link to comment
commando Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i once cleared a crowded elevator with 1 small burst of gas 2 Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I've been reading the football forum quite extensively over the past couple months. 1 Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i once cleared a crowded elevator with 1 small burst of gas That's nothing. I cleared an entire gas station one time in Burwell Nebraska.....yes....even the clerk. My wife still talks about it 25 years later. I'm sure it is because she was so proud of me. 1 Quote Link to comment
It'sNotAFakeID Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I don't get sick...and NUance your first feat of strength is because you didn't party hard enough 2 Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Do any of you guys have FEATS OF STRENGTH you'd care to share? Back in 2006 I drank 4 kamikazes at Cliffs in a little under 2 hours and then carried one of those large tube shaped construction sandbags (placed on the base of barricades) from 14th and O to 27th and O. College. 1 Quote Link to comment
Junior Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Is getting a diaper on a flailing two year old a feat of strength? Because if so, I win. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 This is my feat of strength 1 Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I could throw orange on top of Harper dormitory. . . HSS 4 LYFE. Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Is getting a diaper on a flailing two year old a feat of strength? Because if so, I win. I have Twin 2 year olds. So I would say yes it is a feat of strength. 1 Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 i once cleared a crowded elevator with 1 small burst of gas That's nothing. I cleared an entire gas station one time in Burwell Nebraska.....yes....even the clerk. My wife still talks about it 25 years later. I'm sure it is because she was so proud of me. Guy at a bachelor party I was with cleared out an entire dance floor at Power and Light with one expulsion. Back in my high school days I used to regularly consume what was known as the #22 at D'Leon's. Two big ol' chicken burritos, rice and beans 1 Quote Link to comment
Junior Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Is getting a diaper on a flailing two year old a feat of strength? Because if so, I win. I have Twin 2 year olds. So I would say yes it is a feat of strength. Twins? Ok, you win. Quote Link to comment
PaulCrewe Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I once made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. 4 Quote Link to comment
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