Mavric Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Why are you applying to be a sport director with The Iron N? I am applying for the position as Winter Sports Director because I love basketball. In fact, I've spent the last 20+ years at various colleges closely following their basketball teams. I want to use my passion to create and lead a thundering army of fanatics so great, even creatures like Badgers, Wolverines, Knights, Turtles, General People from Indiana, and Eyes of Hawks and Bucks will cower. I also know Bill Murray so Gophers shouldn't be an issue either. Ok, I don't know him "personally" but I've seen all his movies. I frequently yell "It's in the hole!" when Shavon Shields shoots. Additionally, I've been in close contact with the coaching staff and know the effect the Red Zone can have on a game. I believe under my leadership we can create the craziest basketball atmosphere since... EVER. Full Application Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 That is absolutely priceless. I am so pumped for this season that almost brought me to tears. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 When i read that the other day.. I about lost it.. that dude is so freaking smart/witty/funny... He gets it.. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER FREAK Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Ha ha ha That's pretty darn funny!! Quote Link to comment
RedTexan Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Miles rejected. http://www.omaha.com/huskers/blogs/student-group-rejects-husker-coach-s-application-tim-miles-totally/article_c6ad5b2e-6525-11e4-9152-0017a43b2370.html Quote Link to comment
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