Starting Lineup The Starting Lineup Campaign Thread

[knapplc]

You asked for it, here it is. Use this thread for all your madcap campaigning for a Starting Lineup position.

[B.B. Hemingway]

[Abdullah the Butcher]

I believe you should nominate me for gunner, I think we can all agree I'm an idiot.

 

Defense Special Teamer (Gunner):

 

1) Insane - Have you ever seen these idiots play football? They run as fast as they possibly can down the field in order to run into an oncoming wedge/defender head on! But, busting up a wedge to allow another player to make the tackle on the returner is very important. This poster probably has some weird and wild ideas, but still get the job done. Eric Martin is just the most recent example of this position, but Brandon Rigoni may be the best.

[QMany]

[Minnesota_husker]

I believe you should nominate me for gunner, I think we can all agree I'm an idiot.

 

Defense Special Teamer (Gunner):

 

1) Insane - Have you ever seen these idiots play football? They run as fast as they possibly can down the field in order to run into an oncoming wedge/defender head on! But, busting up a wedge to allow another player to make the tackle on the returner is very important. This poster probably has some weird and wild ideas, but still get the job done. Eric Martin is just the most recent example of this position, but Brandon Rigoni may be the best.

Should have just stopped there.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Nominate me for something... because I have every episode of star trek the next generation on laser disc.

[Blackshirts007]

I got scout team last! From the D line In 2013 to scout team in 2014. Cmon guys, I'm not that useless.

[Minnesota_husker]

I got scout team last! From the D line In 2013 to scout team in 2014. Cmon guys, I'm not that useless.

I am completely useless and I have been voted every year this thing has been around.

 

 

Being useless is one of the main reasons half the people get a spot on the team.

[Landlord]

What's the record for number of times being suspended but not banned?

 

 

I feel like that deserves me special recognition for my services rendered.

[Blackshirts007]

What's the record for number of times being suspended but not banned?

 

 

I feel like that deserves me special recognition for my services rendered.

What happened to your month suspension?

[knapplc]

I commuted his sentence, something we've done before.

 

I probably shouldn't have given him a month in the first place. For posting a profanity-laced video (which he knows better than to do) I should have given him a week. He's had more than a week, so we're moving on.

[tschu]

I nominate Landlord for Compliance Director

[Landlord]

I thought it was for asking people what their favorite bible verse was! You mean my persecution complex has no basis?

[Minnesota_husker]

I nominate Landlord for Compliance Director

Or he could be our resident Ron Brown for his religious affiliations.

[Landlord]

I nominate Landlord for Compliance Director

 

 

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