zoogs Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'm pretty sure these are targeted ads based on cookies on your browser. So people seeing ads about automobiles probably have looked at something car-related recently, if you're seeing celebrity photos you may have been browsing People or TMZ, and people seeing animal penises.... well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hey, this is a judgment-free zone . 2 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Didn't some status update mention seeing Viagra ads? Where did *those* cookies come from? lulz 1 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I bet NUance's feet are the ugliest thing I won't see all day. Yeah, well it's the size that matters. 1 Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Well, my fiancé uses my computer when he wants to look at porn... he won't even allow pop-ups on his computer. I'm in a technically abusive relationship. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Well, my fiancé uses my computer when he wants to look at porn... he won't even allow pop-ups on his computer. I'm in a technically abusive relationship. Can't wait to watch this episode of Snapped! 2 Quote Link to comment
C N Red Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'm pretty sure these are targeted ads based on cookies on your browser. So people seeing ads about automobiles probably have looked at something car-related recently, if you're seeing celebrity photos you may have been browsing People or TMZ, and people seeing animal penises.... well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That explains all my ads being about midget porn. 1 Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Pretty sure I don't have diabetes... Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I turned my AdBlocker off to see what kind of person my cookies say I am. It turns out I'm pretty weird. My ads: "Should you hire a personal injury lawyer?" (probly from the youtube search of bicycle crashes I did yesterday to mock Knapp.) "Land your dream job? (Hey now, I only appear to be unemployed because I spend so much time goofing around on the internet.) "17 unbelievable facts about WWII" (I googled "MOAB" to find out WTF GM_Tood was talking about in his status update.) "This hair growth saves my hair. My boyfriend is so happy!" (I must have done a search on bald women at some point?) "Can't look away from these photos of celebs without eyebrows." (Bald women without eyebrows! LULZ) So my cookies indicate that I'm an unemployed bald woman with no eyebrows who may possibly be injured and has an active interest in 20th century history. Dead on! 1 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I have those same exact ads right now .... wonder how similar our histories are. I'm guessing not very - so I'm not sure I buy into the cookie thing. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I have those same exact ads right now .... wonder how similar our histories are. I'm guessing not very - so I'm not sure I buy into the cookie thing. Yo baldie, I'll bet your boyfriend would disagree with that! 1 Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 I'm pretty sure these are targeted ads based on cookies on your browser. So people seeing ads about automobiles probably have looked at something car-related recently, if you're seeing celebrity photos you may have been browsing People or TMZ, and people seeing animal penises.... well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's pretty clear that several members are all seeing the same banners at the same times. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 "Men, try this tonight. You'll never need..." Ok important people, we can't keep this ad here. It's awful. Put ads on the side. No popup ads anywhere. Or here's another idea: 89.7 The River does a fundraiser every year where they talk and talk and talk and sometimes play bad music until they reach their goal. Can we turn this awful ad into that? "This ad will be here until we raise X amount of $. If you want it to go away faster send $ here using Paypal." Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 What is that thing btw Moraine? I almost clicked on "Celebrities you didn't know are transgendered" but got distracted by the mask of the man who escaped from prison 50 years ago. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Why we never hear about John Heder's twin brother. Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 I'm really f'ing sick of seeing penises on this awful ad. There has to be some other ad company you can go through. Quote Link to comment
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