Greetings and Good News from your former home!

[Cy the Cyclone]

Hello Huskers!  I know you have all missed my amazingly insightful posts over the past few years but I have returned with many gifts of good news which will help bouy up your spirits concerning the current football season that has just begun!

 

1.  Iowa State is still undefeated.

2.  Iowa State sits atop the Big 12 Conference...alphabetically.

3.  Iowa State is still in the running for the National Title

4.  Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning the National Title

5.  The entire state of Texas has pretty much been eliminated from winning National Title

6.  Iowa looked very average beating a severely overhyped Wyoming team

7.  Iowa State shall demolish Iowa next weekend, removing them from contention for a conference title

 

There was some other stuff but I forgot what it was.  Meanwhile...I was able to see most of the Husker game Saturday but missed some of the 2nd half cuz we were on stage and there was this nice looking blonde with big boobs and...well...you know how it is.  The main thing I took away from it was that your Corners better learn to shed blocks a little more aggressively or you'll be looking at that stupid flat screen all year AND if you have to play a 3-4, you need to find a hybrid linebacker in the old Randy White mold to make it effective or you're gonna get shelled.  The 3-4 will work if you flex to present unpredictably but playing it straight up for an entire game is just asking for exploitation.

 

Have a nice week.  There will always be a place for you in the Big 12 when you come to your senses.  Apparently we still have a couple extra numbers.

 

[macroboy]

I think i liked Tuff Tiger's return a little better.

[zoogs]

Cy is legend. Welcome back OG

[Cy the Cyclone]

Hi Zoogs.  How you been?  Tuff Tiger...poster child for early onset Alzheimer's.  He's sitting in a home right now telling everybody he's Blaine Gabbert...

[Landlord]

good to see you cy - i for one welcome our new cyclone overlords

[broganreynik]

4 hours ago, Cy the Cyclone said:

 

7.  Iowa State shall demolish Iowa next weekend, removing them from contention for a conference title.

 

 

 

[JJ Husker]

This is the best OP made in 3 days on HB.

[In the Deed the Glory]

The return of Cy the Cyclone.  It hath been a glorious day.

[mrandyk]

Congrats on the Cyclones finally getting over the hump and beating Northern Iowa.

[huskered17]

Welcome back CY...

 

GBR!!!

[knapplc]

Hello, Cy.  Welcome back to the show.

[The Dude]

I favor Iowa State over Iowa as well.  I think Iowa will lose at least 5 games this year.

 

I've been wrong before.

[Cy the Cyclone]

Of course the Cyclones will stomp Iowa...for the following reasons

 

Our coach bears a striking resemblance to Adam Sandler

Our QB bears a striking resemblance to Jesus

Our QB went from playing in a church touch football league to starting QB for a Power 5 team in two years

Our starting QB from last year is now our starting MLB

Our receivers are all over 6'5"...Iowa's DBs are all under 5'6"

Our stadium TV is bigger

We have free Wi-Fi

Our mascot is cooler

 

and some other football stuff and things....

 

 

[BIG ERN]

Iowa State will win a close one this weekend. Stanley will have a few turnovers in his first road start #ASTORMISBREWING 

[lo country]

Welcome back. I always liked your comments and contributions back in the day