***Nebraska Athletic Director Search Megathread***

[Frost Advisory]

1 hour ago, Hayseed said:

Sure, everybody knows and loves her. Any of the assistants can write a contract.

Explain how Devaney and Osborne were qualified?

 

I have never heard of Karen Jennings before you brought her name up in this thread.  I am sure I'm not the only one.  There is no way she would be the highest qualified person for this position.

Edited October 14, 2017 by Frost Advisory

[Hans Gruber]

I also have no clue who Karen Jennings is. A quick Google search shows she either played basketball for Nebraska in the 90s or is a fictional character on the tv show Gotham.

 

If she knows Batman though, it may change my opinion of her. 

[Ratt Mhule]

10 hours ago, Hans Gruber said:

I also have no clue who Karen Jennings is. A quick Google search shows she either played basketball for Nebraska in the 90s or is a fictional character on the tv show Gotham.

 

If she knows Batman though, it may change my opinion of her. 

 

That last sentence automatically qualifies you for post of the year. Good stuff. 

[ADS]

If Karen Jennings hires Batman to be our next HC it will be a good hire.

[Ric Flair]

10 minutes ago, Football Guy Bob said:

If Karen Jennings hires Batman to be our next HC it will be a good hire.

 

Unless she hires the Ben Affleck version, in which case we can count on horrible acting and a slew of sexual harassment claims.

[ADS]

6 minutes ago, tfree32 said:

 

Unless she hires the Ben Affleck version, in which case we can count on horrible acting and a slew of sexual harassment claims.

[Ratt Mhule]

1 minute ago, Football Guy Bob said:

 

Took a little while to load the gif but right when I saw Mugatu I said out loud "hes absolutely right" haha. Good stuff. 

[Red_Payne]

Could Michigan's AD or Mark Hollis from Mich. St. be had? What about Dan Guerrero (UCLA) or FSU's AD?

Any of those names sound good/realistic?

Edited October 14, 2017 by Red_Payne

[Mavric]

 

[famoustitles]

I’d prefer mullens solely based on how long butchered Bielema’s contract. 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

I'd prefer Mullens as well

[WSCHusker]

12 minutes ago, Mavric said:

 

I think its worth noting that Scott Bilo was the person who made the infamous terrible Nebraska pre-season preview. FWIW

[Isle of View]

I like the sound of Mullens one hell of a lot more than Long.  

[Cdog923]

Would much prefer Mullen to Long. 

[theknife]

23 minutes ago, famoustitles said:

I’d prefer mullens solely based on how long butchered Bielema’s contract. 

It's not as bad as once thought:

"

Bielema’s actual buyout is determined by a formula included within the language of his original deal, which was made effective Dec. 4, 2012, and signed the next August.

It uses the $15.4 million figure as a numerator and divides that by the total number of months (97) in the full term of his contract. That figure of $158,762.88, called the “monthly value of the total guaranty payment,” would then be multiplied by the remaining number of months on the contract, which runs through Dec. 31, 2020.

Based on that equation, Arkansas would owe Bielema about $5.874 million to terminate his contract after the season concludes Nov. 24, plus a prorated amount for any partial months of employment."

 

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/bret-bielemas-arkansas-buyout-may-not-nearly-high-commonly-believed/

Edited October 14, 2017 by theknife