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huskerdavo    10

Lets see how many pages we can get this useless thread up too. Last to post wins! I think the board caps out at 50 pages. Good luck everyone....and begin

 

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huskerhaze    1
shows how much i know about Nascar...i thought it was a riddle his last name is really "said" :wacko:

If you move to the south...you will learn you some nascar.

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huskerdavo    10

*posted another site*

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it?

A death!

What's that, a bonus?

 

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

 

(1)

You should die first,

you know, start out dead,

get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home,

feeling better every day.

 

(2)

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, then, when you start work,

you get a gold watch on your first day.

 

(3)

You work 40 years until you're young enough

to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,

you party, you're generally promiscuous

(hey, you've only got a few years left,

what's the big deal?!?)

and you get ready for High School.

 

(4)

Then you go to primary school,

you become a kid, you play,

you have no responsibilities,

and, finally, you become a baby.

 

(5)

The last step, you spend your last 9 months

floating peacefully with luxuries like

central heating, spa, room service on tap,

larger quarters everyday, and then

 

You finish off as an orgasm

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yeah its friday night and im stuck at home :(

 

anyways, a personal experience of mine. I lost my ATM/Debit card a couple of weeks ago, so i call up my bank (wells fargo) and tell them, "yeah i lost my ATM card (i always speak clearly when dealing with money issues)." and they said "ok new one is one the way." so i finally get some mail from the bank and they sent me a new credit card. :dumdum i usually only use my credit card on gas because im just tryin to build good credit, so i had to use some discipline and stay home on a friday. oh well.

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BIGREDIOWAN    2,129

(extreme homo voice) 1500 dollars for a leather bustea I didn't care it lifts and separates plus it's not like I'm really paying for it!!" hahahah...........huumm (capitol one commercial) :lol:

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dbetz23    11

yea, i searched ebay and couldn't find the listing. I hope they throw the book at him, or how about let the DL and LBs have a few shots at him. :box:box

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huskerdavo    10
I'm standing outside your window right now!!! :woo

can you see your wife under me...or should i move so you can get a better view?

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huskerdavo    10

yeah welcome back... :thumbs

 

its awful slow tonight...nothing to do but look at my empty house all my stuff moved to omaha without me. :wacko: got like 2 or 3 weeks left here in E Texass :steam

 

whats up there

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huskerdavo    10

paintballing always is fun! :horns2

 

got a present for ya

 

roll tide roll

 

crimsontide_rolls.jpg

 

the only bad thing about the pic is no toe shot mang :angry:

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huskerdavo    10
Ice cold beer!!! With me sitting on my couch watching skinamax!!!

yeah totally dig skin-o-max...

 

the fridge is gonna feel my pain by morning followed by the plumbing getting rocked come dawn :horns2

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