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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.

What do you get in the end of it?

A death!

What's that, a bonus?

 

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

 

(1)

You should die first,

you know, start out dead,

get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home,

feeling better every day.

 

(2)

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, then, when you start work,

you get a gold watch on your first day.

 

(3)

You work 40 years until you're young enough

to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,

you party, you're generally promiscuous

(hey, you've only got a few years left,

what's the big deal?!?)

and you get ready for High School.

 

(4)

Then you go to primary school,

you become a kid, you play,

you have no responsibilities,

and, finally, you become a baby.

 

(5)

The last step, you spend your last 9 months

floating peacefully with luxuries like

central heating, spa, room service on tap,

larger quarters everyday, and then

 

You finish off as an orgasm

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yeah its friday night and im stuck at home :(

 

anyways, a personal experience of mine. I lost my ATM/Debit card a couple of weeks ago, so i call up my bank (wells fargo) and tell them, "yeah i lost my ATM card (i always speak clearly when dealing with money issues)." and they said "ok new one is one the way." so i finally get some mail from the bank and they sent me a new credit card. :dumdum i usually only use my credit card on gas because im just tryin to build good credit, so i had to use some discipline and stay home on a friday. oh well.

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