Let's see.
I'm a Dawg fan, born in the great Year of Our Dawgs, 1980.
I have a son named Walker and a daughter named Herschel (half of this is true; take your pick).
I take happy pills every morning with a swig of Ballistol.
I have traversed the tunnels under Sanford Stadium from one end to the other....and had my flashlight go out right under the 50 yard line. Made it out to tell the story.
My daily breakfast consists of bacon with a side of bacon and a steaming hot cup of.......bacon.
When I was 12, a neighbor's 20-something boyfriend pissed me off.....so I decided to introduce the whole of his car to my daisy rifle and roughly 100 copper BBs.
My father invented the gable spout commonly found on milk cartons today. In short, he has touched all of your mouths in some strange way. Think about it.
I still believe the best number 15 in college football was Tommie Frazier, not Tim Tebow.
I eat meat, own a gun and did not vote for Obama.
Anything else?
Seems someone already took on the Walking Dead pony sig. How about CyBrony....perhaps a Terminator theme....with some endo-skeleton showing through? =)