Cy the Cyclone

Gary Barta…

I know the rule about transferring after a coaching change but what’s the rule about transferring after an AD change…asking for a friend.

Don’t like the idea of revenue sharing with your conference buddies huh? Take THIS!!!

Jealous…and you forgot to mention that football powerhouse Cincinnati.

You need a QB with Power 5 experience and proven ability and, as a bonus, was originally recruited by Nebraska? Look no further…Hunter Dekkers is your man! 3044 passing yards with 19 touchdowns and only 14 interceptions. Big body used to playing behind and inferior line. Has beaten Iowa and is well rested having taken 2023 off to concentrate on his professional gambling career. Best part of the deal is there will probably be no competition to get him! If you aren’t going to pull the trigger on Spencer Petras, then Hunter Dekkers is your man…trust me.

We just got rid of Texass. What makes you think we would want you back?

The talking heads like the fact that Nebraska hasn’t gone to a bowl game in years…it’s their version of the sell out streak and they want to keep it going. There will be no bowl invitation this year

I learned that Brock and Chubba’s mom is still hot, even wearing a parka. Definitely need to keep Chubba around.

He turned 90 last week…Happy Birthday Pops!

My old man threw Frank out of our house back in the day He probably would have thrown Bo out too. He would have definitely thrown Dr Tom out but didn’t get the chance. He was okay with Bob Devaney though for some reason…

Spencer Petras is in the portal! Your prayers are answered!

I don’t know how come the Huskers are so incapable of finding and developing decent QBs. Hell…even lowly Iowa State puts more QBs into the NFL over the years than the Huskers and we all know how much ISU sucks…

I thought Deacon Hill was the worst QB in the P5 but against Rutgers yesterday Brian Ferentz actually put together a game plan that was filled with roll outs and play action passes that allowed him to be successful. He didn’t look nearly as stupid as usual…and they won. You guys obviously need Brian Ferentz and…I heard he’ll be available.

Since Deacon Hill became the starting QB, Iowa wide receivers have led the league in wind sprints…

Big 10 West is pure garbage…but a perfect cure for insomnia. There is not a single QB in the entire division that would start on any D1 team located outside of that division. And, before you tell me how tough the defenses are in the West…it’s only because they are playing against the horrendous offenses of the West.