I'll tra ta xranslat whut u jes sad fore him:
Mebbe ah's alone in this, but ah reckon ah's gonna start rootin' fo' Mizzou solely on account o' of Tuff Tiger. ah sinsyarly be hankerin' t'read ennythin' an' ev'rythin' this hyar guy'd write af'er th' Tigers took home a NC... fine lo'd, ah w'dn't need t'git enny noo bathroom readin' material fo' th' ress of mah life!
Keep on rockin, yo' crazy bastard Yahoo
Don't yo' knows th' #1 an' #2 spots in th' BCS is cursed until th' bowl games?? Don't git too cocky yet. Oklahoma is a much better team than Kansas is an' of course yo' already knows thet. Ju see thet beat down Oklahoma put on Ok State? Plus Zephaniah Bradfo'd looked fine in th' game. Eff'n ennythin' has taught us this hyar season is thet bein' ranked #1 o' #2 is not a sho'nuff thin'. Especially eff'n yo' git thet #2 spot better start prayin'. lol, ah reckon.
That would have taken me an hour to figure how to put in all the typo's....
GBR!!!