TGI Falwell

I don't believe that a man nor woman tell me what that meant, in the later on, if you know. Anyways, I do like to know things well enough, like does any man or sentient thing. I don't live in Missouri, but I'm near enought to sniff it. Some folks in Kansas, why, they got no power. For days, and they don't even notice it. I've been gone on a sabbatical, but now I'm right here, I tell you true. So tell me, and tell me quick and tight . . . why does that little bunny have a pancake stuck on his perky ears? And the thing a-ridin' that thing. I don't recall it, no I don't. Not at all, not tough as rain, neither, but that's a Missouri thing, and it has to do with those hillbillies after it gets dark, that's all. I hope I been clear enough for you and you. My name is Trent Geronimo Ignatius Falwell. How do you like me so far? Dr. Seuss overload in Leavenworth? It's tickling that you say that, Mr. husker37, cuz I hitched a hike through Leavenworth in the way back. It was the cops, though, I tell you true. They picked up me an my road mate on one side of town, and then they dumped us off on the far side. And then we spend the night under a tree in some farmer's front grass, right by and next to his drivey way. And there was a drive-in movie show right next to it, so we just lay there under that tree and watched that movie. I don't remember what the movie was, though, cuz like I said, it was in the way back. But I don't live in no Kansas. Nope. I tell you not. I live in Baldknee, Nebraska. It's not on the map, and that is all tight, that's right. It's a secret place. Where do you live, Mr. husker37?

Now I want to know what the winner gets, you know. I think I won it now, but I don't know what it is, so if you will, tell me now, and tell me true, but not on this posting, but on a new one, cuz if you post on this one, I won't be the winner no more, and then that will all be wasted, and I won't need to know what I won anyway, cuz then I didn't win it. My name is Trent Geronimo Ignatius Falwell. How do you like me so far? But don't you go and answer that here, but answer there (in that other new posting), cuz I think I won this one here. Don't never not tell me true.

I don't believe that a man nor woman tell me what that meant, in the later on, if you know. Anyways, I do like to know things well enough, like does any man or sentient thing. I don't live in Missouri, but I'm near enought to sniff it. Some folks in Kansas, why, they got no power. For days, and they don't even notice it. I've been gone on a sabbatical, but now I'm right here, I tell you true. So tell me, and tell me quick and tight . . . why does that little bunny have a pancake stuck on his perky ears? And the thing a-ridin' that thing. I don't recall it, no I don't. Not at all, not tough as rain, neither, but that's a Missouri thing, and it has to do with those hillbillies after it gets dark, that's all. I hope I been clear enough for you and you. My name is Trent Geronimo Ignatius Falwell. How do you like me so far?

Why was he fired, then?

I like Turner Gill as a head coach, but I have doubts about whether Lincoln would accept a black guy in that position.

I expect Tom Osborne to do the show, now that he has re-established ownership of the football program. I just hope he doesn't pull another Solich on us before he leaves again.

it will all be ok if we keep Bill Callahan... One question...Are you some kind of idiot or just being funny? This defense isn't even in the top 100 in the USA...and it will be okay? Heard Callahan said that he just hasn't had enough time to make it work....uh, been 4 years, he recruited most of the players on the team I think...what else does he need to do....develop a nuclear bomb to stop the opposing offense with? Give me a break. I was just being funny...apparently not that funny though poking fun at Freemason, the local Callahan apologist. I gave up making excuses for Callahan long ago; however, I have a very strong feeling that the problems with the 2007 Huskers involved far more than just coaching. Coaches don't tell defensive players to just quit playing. Something more happened there; a Lincoln journalist insists that there is a "story within a story" about the team that hasn't been aired yet. I hope that it does get airing, because I think that it would shock many. I just think that the "blame the coach" crowd is too simple-minded. There was a lot more going on with that team, and it didn't have anything to do with schemes and game plans.

I like the I-set based on power running with a mobile QB that can sprint out of the pocket. That's easiest for linemen to learn, and it reduces the necessary skillset requirements. You can develop excellent o-linemen when they only need to focus on simple techniques. Whatever happens, I don't think the next coach can deviate too much from the current offensive strategy; if it changes too much, we will end up with a lot of disgruntled players, and they will plague us again for the next four years (like the Solich seniors did this year).

Dead wrong. Lucky will be very successful in the NFL. He's durable, has great hands, good speed, and he's smart. He'll do just fine.

Shouldn't this thing be in the BS column? That's where my stuff always ends up, so it seems.

I seen that thing somewhere, but I did not know nothing about it. I'd have to say that it is a bunny rabbit with a pancake stuck on its ears, but that don't make no sense no how. Something is bad wrong about it, I tell you true. My name is Trent Geronimo Ignatius Falwell. How do you like me so far?

My name is Trent Geronimo Ignatius Falwell. I told my true football story on the football board, because it were true enough, and it were about football, so there you go. And then they put it on this BS forum, I tell you true. But it turned good, don't you know it. I read some stuff here, and it looks like this is where all of the smart folks like me hang out, so I'll be posting here from now on. You can call me TGIF. How do you like me so far?

Uh, BRI? About that $200.00 you offered to invest for me? Forget about it... I have a book by BRI, but it stands for Bathroom Readers Institute, I'm sure as rain about that.

What's a bs forum? I just wanted to tell my story, that's all. I hopes I didn't bother nobody none.

One time--it was when we were driving that old army tank in Legion Park to Brownville--I saw ole Luke run down a deer. It was a big buck with only one rack, and that's why it ran in circles, I suppose, but Luke ran him down and tackled him right by that old church off the highway. It's that old church with the blue bell tower. I'm sure you know the one. Anyway, Luke tore the heart right out of that deer with his bare hands, and he gobbled it down like a piece of fried chicken from the Johnson barbecue. Scared me a little, but then we got back in that tank and drove off. That was some night!