HUSKERJIMMY
Banned
I'll start it off Mangino is so fat when he runs down the sideline he sweats chocolate milk
Ya Mama vs. The Mangino jokes????
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indianahusker
Special Teams Player
Isn't Mangino an Oompa Loompa?
HUSKERJIMMY
Banned
Mangino is so fat after sex he smokes a turkey
ttheKid1*18
All-Conference
Mangino is so fat that all of the buffets around Lincoln will be cleaned out at the end of the game.
HuskerfaninOkieland
Heisman Trophy Winner
Mangino's so fat he entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Mangino's so fat he sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Mangino's so fat he sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Mangino's so fat the animals at the zoo feed him.
hskrfan4life
Heisman Trophy Winner
huskerhaze
Special Teams Player
Mangino is so fat....
He plays hopscotch like this...
Florida...Kansas...Missouri.....Colorado
Mangino is so fat...the last chick that tried to do him burnt her a$$ on the light bulb
Mangino is so fat....his stretch marks look like a print out from mapquest
Mangino is so fat...he cant ride on the tackling sled during practice because he would bring down the line's morale
He plays hopscotch like this...
Florida...Kansas...Missouri.....Colorado
Mangino is so fat...the last chick that tried to do him burnt her a$$ on the light bulb
Mangino is so fat....his stretch marks look like a print out from mapquest
Mangino is so fat...he cant ride on the tackling sled during practice because he would bring down the line's morale
Guys, all kidding aside, he may have some type of health problem that is causing this excess weight. A thyroid issue? A problem with his metabalism? I just hope he doesn't end up being buried soon. I know it's easy to crack jokes about build, but none of us would think it was funny if he just dropped dead, which could happen.