Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

I can't believe I didn't bump this last night. I had half a bottle of wine and 2/3 of a bottle of bourbon

 
Whiskey, skoal, and cute blondes seem to be a huge problem-solver for me lately. It seems when they compliment my DiamondBack snakeskin boots that its over.

Moonshine has turned from an acquaintance to a great friend of mine.

God my stupidity lately is unparalleled.

 
Checking in. Rinsed my chew out with REAL apple moonshine and I have this tan legged blonde in my passenger seat.

 
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