So which one of you is this guy? Kearney Man To Change Legal Name to "9-4"

[Branno]

http://www.cornnation.com/2014/7/16/5904389/kearney-man-to-change-legal-name-to-9-4

A Kearney man is fed up with Nebraska's string of consecutive 9-4 seasons, so fed up, that he's decided to change his legal name to "9-4".

23-year old Tyler Thompson said that he's had enough of Nebraska football's above average performance, and along with changing his name, won't be wearing Husker gear until the season's outcome changes. He'll continue to watch the games and cheer for the Huskers, but without the same enthusiasm

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

http://www.cornnation.com/2014/7/16/5904389/kearney-man-to-change-legal-name-to-9-4

A Kearney man is fed up with Nebraska's string of consecutive 9-4 seasons, so fed up, that he's decided to change his legal name to "9-4".[/size]

23-year old Tyler Thompson said that he's had enough of Nebraska football's above average performance, and along with changing his name, won't be wearing Husker gear until the season's outcome changes. He'll continue to watch the games and cheer for the Huskers, but without the same enthusiasm

#entitled

 

[The Dude]

 

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[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I like his friends. So I guess he has that going for him. Although the one wanted him dead so....

 

[Redux]

So to show his frustration with the record hes going to immortalize it via legal name change?

My head hurts...

 

[StPaulHusker]

A prerequisite should be that he gets sterilized so that he doesn't procreate any douchebag kids either.

 

[Count 'Bility]

If any of you listen to sports nightlys and big red reactions on a regular basis as i do, you would also be 98% sure its the personality regular known as superfan. He's not an overly negative type of person, but he does sound like a know it all piece of sh#t. I say its him. 5 minutes a night of him blabbing is enough to make assume hed be capable of something like this.

With all that said. Regardless of who it is, its instances like this that leave me with such little hope for tge future of society.

 

[ShawnWatson]

Watch out James Joyce we have a new satirist in town.

 

[sd'sker]

Watch out James Joyce we have a new satirist in town.

a real h.l. mencken.

 

[tmfr15]

Had it with 9-4 and changing your name to 9-4?

10-4

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

http://www.cornnation.com/2014/7/16/5904389/kearney-man-to-change-legal-name-to-9-4

A Kearney man is fed up with Nebraska's string of consecutive 9-4 seasons, so fed up, that he's decided to change his legal name to "9-4".

23-year old Tyler Thompson said that he's had enough of Nebraska football's above average performance, and along with changing his name, won't be wearing Husker gear until the season's outcome changes. He'll continue to watch the games and cheer for the Huskers, but without the same enthusiasm

 

[jsneb83]

Says he's tired of of consecutive 9-4 seasons, yet there hasn't been any consecutive 9-4 seasons.

 

[HeyBurke]

Wifi.

 

[LSEHusker]

If any of you listen to sports nightlys and big red reactions on a regular basis as i do, you would also be 98% sure its the personality regular known as superfan. He's not an overly negative type of person, but he does sound like a know it all piece of sh#t. I say its him. 5 minutes a night of him blabbing is enough to make assume hed be capable of something like this.

With all that said. Regardless of who it is, its instances like this that leave me with such little hope for tge future of society.

Haha your right they do sound the same