I don't think I could do any better than Beck, but for what we're willing to pay, we could hire a much better offensive coordinator. I don't see Pelini making that happen though. Probably has a cousin coaching in the Canadian Football League, or something.
Like who?
We scored 35 points, which is one single touchdown under our average, which is 12th in the country, and we did it despite:
No Heisman candidate runningback
30mph winds
Tommy Armstrong fumbling or bobbling a handful of snaps
Two ugly interceptions
It wasn't a perfectly called game or a perfectly executed game but no game ever is and I just can not for the life of me figure out what the hell people want in order to be satisfied?