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This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
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As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
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This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
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As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
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Jim, what are we gonna do about Tommy

 
This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
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As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
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Will you hire Frost?

Will you hire Muschamp?

Will you wear a vest?

Will you start Stanton over Armstrong?

Do you hate that RichRod is succeeding at Zona?

 
1995 Redux said:
RedRex said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
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As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
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Will you hire Frost?

Will you hire Muschamp?

Will you wear a vest?

Will you start Stanton over Armstrong?

Do you hate that RichRod is succeeding at Zona?
Side comment, possible tangent.

******* the idea of Stanton in RichRod scheme is intoxicating.

Carry on.

 
1995 Redux said:
RedRex said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
default_laugh.png
As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
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Will you hire Frost?

Will you hire Muschamp?

Will you wear a vest?

Will you start Stanton over Armstrong?

Do you hate that RichRod is succeeding at Zona?
Side comment, possible tangent.

******* the idea of Stanton in RichRod scheme is intoxicating.

Carry on.
Who says he would be any good? He wasn't even good enough to get on the field this year. (Insert tongue in cheek emoticon)

 
1995 Redux said:
RedRex said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is a perfect time for some of you jerks to screw with us!
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As someone who bears a passing resemblance to Jim Tressel, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you people to get a friggin grip! In the past 12 hours I have been chased out of the grocery store, mobbed at a gas pump, and trapped in an Arby's restroom till police arrived. If one more of you freaks tries to hug me I swear I will exercise the power granted to me by the State of Nebraska through my concealed handgun permit. For Christ's sake has anyone ever heard the term "personal space"?
default_madrun.gif
Will you hire Frost?

Will you hire Muschamp?

Will you wear a vest?

Will you start Stanton over Armstrong?

Do you hate that RichRod is succeeding at Zona?
Side comment, possible tangent.

******* the idea of Stanton in RichRod scheme is intoxicating.

Carry on.
His preference for a 3-3-5 Defense getting destroyed in The B1G will sober you up pretty quick

 
My wife just told me she got our DirecTV bill lowered $30 for 15 months but we are locked into a 2yr contract. Really starting to doubt her cred.

 
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