The Sick Burn Thread.

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

GSG got passed around by all the members of coldplay while listening to beyonce.

 

[Redux]

Jarvis always forgets to turn back on his Wifi when temporarily disabling it on his phone

 

[Redux]

GSG's d!(k is so small you guys, it's like 3". I had to suck it for like an hour before it got hard. Then it got like way bigger, like 3.5"!!!

 

[GSG]

REDUX IS SO BAD AT SUCKING MY d!(k THAT HE COULD ONLY GET THE HEAD HARD

 

[Redux]

I deepthroated GSG and I didn't even gag! BURN!

 

[GSG]

I TRIED TO GIVE REDUX A REACH-AROUND BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A d!(k, IT WAS JUST FLAT LIKE A KEN DOLL

 

[Redux]

I TRIED TO GIVE REDUX A REACH-AROUND BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE A d!(k, IT WAS JUST FLAT LIKE A KEN DOLL

Lies! I just tucked it back, GSG had a bunch of callouses on his hand. Woulda been like he was holding sand paper!

 

[Redux]

GSG blows so quick you guys, he couldn't even retort my sick burn without jizzing.

 

[GSG]

1995 Redux visits the doctor:

 

[Redux]

Oh it is sooooooo on now!

GSG still thinks he can find Mew under the truck.

GSG is voting for Bernie Sanders based on his looks

GSG only takes 1 sugar no cream in his coffee

 

[GSG]

WHAT THE f#*k IS MEW?

 

[Redux]

Don't act like you don't know what the f#*k I'm talkin about!!

 

[Stumpy1]

I thought the picture under GSG's HC banner was a sperm cell but at closer look, it's a whistle.

And what is Mew?

 

[Redux]

MattyIce "services" recruits Dad's to entice them to come to Nebraska. Take that SEC!

 

[ScottyIce]

So what? You act like you're not proud of me....