Valentine's Wishes for the Huskers

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Wherein we wish a hearty Valentine's Day to our favorite sports program with silly poems.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My greatest wish

Is a championship for NU

 
Some say Armstrong was good

Others say he was great

I recently understood

That Westerkamp was his roommate

 
The demise began with Frank

Husker Nation has him to thank

It continued with Billy C

Oh please Lord, have mercy

Then came Purgatory with Pelini

9 wins a year for the big meany

Mike Riley, the former Beaver

The underachieving, overachiever

All seems well, with the return of #7

How many Natty's will he win? Probably 11

 
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Don't be a fool, the Huskers are the real true Red

To be a Sooner or Badger, I'd rather be Dead.

With Frost at the helm,  championships will again abound

We will be the hunted, and not the tail end of the hound.

For us old timers we've seen championships of 5

I look for 5 more while I remain alive. 

Sabin, Meyer,  will be names of the past,

Devaney, Osborne, & Frost are the names that will last.

 
Roses are red

Growing fresh from the soil

Your leftover pizza

Should be wrapped up in foil

Just a tip for a couple guys on the team.

Violets are blue

Roses?  They're red

Better wipe your phone's memory

Or end up like Jared

The Subway guy.  Just in case that wasn't clear.

 
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Valentines are red and Kool Aid is too

Only people of character should be at our school

You may send porn or beat up a cop

But many will say, why should this stop?

Win at all costs and deal with it when

The piper comes back home, roosting again

 
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