Top 10 Reasons Huskers kick Ball State’s a$$...

Necava Husker

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10. Ball State is a dodgeball school, not a football school

9. Tailback’s nickname is “BJ” Hill for a reason

8. Herbie eats Cardinals for lunch.

7. Cards WR Terry Moss is cousin of Randolf Moss, DDS, the dentist—not Randy Moss

6. Their conference is named after a hamburger

5. Our defense: The Blackshirts. Their defense: the Red Sweatervests

4. Ball State ranked 115th in rushing defense. (Really)

3. Revenge for Letterman poking fun at Wahoo, Nebraska

2. Even Michigan beat them last year. Barely.

1. Need to kick someone else to the curb cause we just got manhandled by #1 Trojans

 
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10. Ball State is a dodgeball school, not a football school

9. Tailback’s nickname is “BJ” Hill for a reason

8. Herbie eats Cardinals for lunch.

7. Cards WR Terry Moss is cousin of Randolf Moss, DDS, the dentist—not Randy Moss

6. Their conference is named after a hamburger

5. Our defense: The Blackshirts. Their defense: the Red Sweatervests

4. Ball State ranked 115th in rushing defense. (Really)

3. Revenge for Letterman poking fun at Wahoo, Nebraska

2. Even Michigan beat them last year. Barely.

1. Need to kick someone else to the curb cause we just got manhandled by #1 Trojans

Does this have anything to do with Ball St. being where David Letterman went to school?

 
10. Ball State is a dodgeball school, not a football school

9. Tailback’s nickname is “BJ” Hill for a reason

8. Herbie eats Cardinals for lunch.

7. Cards WR Terry Moss is cousin of Randolf Moss, DDS, the dentist—not Randy Moss

6. Their conference is named after a hamburger

5. Our defense: The Blackshirts. Their defense: the Red Sweatervests

4. Ball State ranked 115th in rushing defense. (Really)

3. Revenge for Letterman poking fun at Wahoo, Nebraska

2. Even Michigan beat them last year. Barely.

1. Need to kick someone else to the curb cause we just got manhandled by #1 Trojans
:bonez

 
10. Ball State is a dodgeball school, not a football school

9. Tailback’s nickname is “BJ” Hill for a reason

8. Herbie eats Cardinals for lunch.

7. Cards WR Terry Moss is cousin of Randolf Moss, DDS, the dentist—not Randy Moss

6. Their conference is named after a hamburger

5. Our defense: The Blackshirts. Their defense: the Red Sweatervests

4. Ball State ranked 115th in rushing defense. (Really)

3. Revenge for Letterman poking fun at Wahoo, Nebraska

2. Even Michigan beat them last year. Barely.

1. Need to kick someone else to the curb cause we just got manhandled by #1 Trojans

Does this have anything to do with Ball St. being where David Letterman went to school?
:hmmph :rollin :rollin :rollin

 
Do you guys smell that.................................it's an a$$ whooping coming come Saturday!!!!! :bonez :bonez :bonez

 
10. Ball State is a dodgeball school, not a football school

9. Tailback’s nickname is “BJ” Hill for a reason

8. Herbie eats Cardinals for lunch.

7. Cards WR Terry Moss is cousin of Randolf Moss, DDS, the dentist—not Randy Moss

6. Their conference is named after a hamburger

5. Our defense: The Blackshirts. Their defense: the Red Sweatervests

4. Ball State ranked 115th in rushing defense. (Really)

3. Revenge for Letterman poking fun at Wahoo, Nebraska

2. Even Michigan beat them last year. Barely.

1. Need to kick someone else to the curb cause we just got manhandled by #1 Trojans

Does this have anything to do with Ball St. being where David Letterman went to school?
Yup. David Letterman is Ball State's version of our Johnny Carson. :lol:

 
:bonez

How about:

11. Their name is BALL state

I wonder if they have two mascots, left and right.
Others that didn't make the Top 10:

- Because the original proposed name was Testicle Tech.

- They play in the MAC, the same MAC that Solich's OHIO Bobcats played in the conference Championship game.

- They have cool looking uniforms...hoping that people mistake them for Louisville.

- Ball State doesn't want to waste their wad against NU, they are saving it for conference play.

 
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