If we lose to the Gophers in MN,

Thurston from Pender

Five-Star Recruit
I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge!

I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. 

The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient.  I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. 

/s/

Thurston from Pender

A very sad and frustrated UNL alum

 
I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge!

I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. 

The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient.  I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. 

/s/

Thurston from Pender

A very sad and frustrated UNL alum
Go away. 4-8 to 4-2 so far. yeah, you’re right.. no sign of progress here 

 
The AD just told the OWH that we have to wait four years. Four years!

Do you know how long that is? 

And that's in addition to all the time since Steve from NP wrecked the program. 

I'm old. Very old. 

 
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I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge!

I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. 

The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient.  I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. 

/s/

Thurston from Pender

A very sad and frustrated UNL alum
(Thurston from Pender telling everyone that 'we don't seem to understand the situation')

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Listening to talkers make me thirsty... 

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Hey, Nebraska is a 7.5 point underdog so you might as well throw some money on the Nebraska moneyline.  Think about it, it's a win/win either way.  If Nebraska wins you'll get about 2.5/1 on your money and if they lose you won't have to worry about those pesky EMTs fishing through your wallet when they drag you of the river!

 
when they drag you of the river!
Not a river. Not a creek. Not a stream. It's the Dredge! 

Don't you people know how to read? 

To top it off, the United States Supreme Court said I'm now living on the Indian Reservation.  Federal law applies. And it is against federal law to jump off of bridges and commit suicide. They FBI will have to investigate this event when they should be investigating Russians. 

I'm despondent and look at all the grief I'm getting! 

 
I'm going to jump off the Hwy 94 bridge into the Dredge!

I'm just about feed up with this program. Every since Steve from North Platte uttered those infamous words of "sinking into mediocrity" that's all that has happened to this once proud and great program. And frankly, right now I'd take a mediocre program. We're below mediocre. And we're irrelevant. 

The Huskers better become great again but I - for one - am getting very impatient.  I'm also getting old. Time is mighty precious when there is less of it waste. 

/s/

Thurston from Pender

A very sad and frustrated UNL alum
I think we should hire Trump as an advisor, maybe he could make the Huskers great again 

 
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