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Lyons in the Sea of Red.
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Joke: Tigerboard.
Joke 2: Whats the difference between a misery grad and a bench?
-Bench can support a family.
Joke 3 :Whats the difference between Missouri and a bucket of sh#t?
-The Bucket.
Joke 2: Whats the difference between a misery grad and a bench?
-Bench can support a family.
Joke 3 :Whats the difference between Missouri and a bucket of sh#t?
-The Bucket.
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hskrfan4life
Heisman Trophy Winner
I had a horrible time in columbia when i went in 2007 and 2005 man treated like crap, plus all the F*ck Nebraska shirts. Only thing i like about Columbia was the heidelberg. If you guys keep talking about us bringing up the past what about oh we beat so bad last year.... last time i check last year is considered the past why don't you stop looking at the past and look forward to the game on Oct. 8. Cause we know nothing about missouri but we as Nebraska played better "Statistical" teams then you did. and they were from the ACC and Sun Belt.
MoStateHusker
Four-Star Recruit
:clap :laughpound LMFAO!!! Seriously, it's actually on the kitchen counter.
I feel bad for anyone who really gets offended by these kinds of jokes.
kansas husker
All-Conference
Tom osborne averaged 11 wins a season throughout his entire carrer has coach what part of that doesn't deserve respect. Are you saying all respect should be lost because he let a troubled player play?
Vince from ShamWOW
All-Conference
fro daddy
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been? God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice,"
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a city and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Columbia, Missouri, the most glorious place on earth. It is beautiful. The people from Columbia are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "what about balance, God?
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting in Lincoln, Nebraksa."
:clap :laughpound
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice,"
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a city and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Columbia, Missouri, the most glorious place on earth. It is beautiful. The people from Columbia are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "what about balance, God?
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting in Lincoln, Nebraksa."
:clap :laughpound
knapplc
International Man of Mystery
Nah, bro - what's funnier is that this is your go-to "crack" on Husker fans. The shelf life on this joke expired about a decade ago. But here you are, taking it off the shelf once again.
Sorry, gotta go. I'm about to buy a bunch of surplus cell phones from this guy. I'll let you know if I find anything good on them...
Tiger of the Corn
Five-Star Recruit
knapplc
International Man of Mystery
Chase Booger played a dozen years ago? Huh - I thought he just finished his eligibility last year.
Vince from ShamWOW
All-Conference
Sorry, but the reality of this guy picking his nose and eating it on national TV is no joke. It's just plain a$$ed sick.
killer cacti
All-Conference
1. Actually it's supposed to be between the y & a. Good attempt though. Also, I stated nothing about the placement of the quotations or apostrophes, but was rather saying that it was incorrect use of the word you're...should have been your. BIG DIFFERENCE.
2. I think we all know where the boogers come from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEW8_KVhDFE
Tiger of the Corn
Five-Star Recruit
....and equally, a football player pulling a co-ed down the steps by her hair after breaking in to her apartment and then being allowed to play.
A travesty I tell you..... A travesty!
Vince from ShamWOW
All-Conference
He's a thug. Since college and pro football has gone the way of the thug, why can't NU have their one or two?
Besides, she knew what she was getting into yet she still went forward with the "relationship"