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Did the seemingly impossible. Wife and I offered tenure track positions in the same department. Chair of the department is also a husker fan. Life is good.

I would assume there was reasoning for the move at some point and I know its been there a while now, but moving Volleyball from their own forum to a subforum in Other Sports is disappointing

An apology, to my wife: I am sorry, The kids were playing Some sort of cowboy game The five year old Kept yelling ‘Yippee Ki Yay’ I did not think. Instinctively, I Finished the phrase. And now he knows A new word.

We won a bike! Thank you so much to everyone that voted for my son. We actually raised enough money that he automatically gets a bike. Thanks again if you took the time to vote, I appreciate it!

Is Santa real? https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv

All safe and sound here, had tickets to the concert but wife's family came into town and we gave them away. Fortunately the family we gave them to missed the concert as well.

Well done Purdue. Well. Done. Did somebody cut some onions in here?

So I wanted to share my good deed for the week. I was at work and stepped out for a smoke... And i noticed a dude in his early 20s pushing a stroller wearing shoes that were coming apart at the seams. I stopped him to try to figure out what type of person he was. I noticed his son was properly dressed and the stroller happened to be a higher end stroller. So he goes on to say his son is his world and he doesn't have the time or money to worry about his self or his appearance because his son gets all of his attention and extra money he has. Now I'm thinking, this is a good dude and i want to help this man out. I reach into my pockets, pulled out 2 wads of cash, removed the rubber bands, and then i gave him the rubber bands to help him hold his shoes together. Good karma coming my way soon! Stay humble!

Just got off the phone with Trev. He said, "I do not give a s#!t about Decked going to the KU game" and "I do not even know who that is." Then he also said, "Who are you and how did you get this number?"

Just read that the Illini team will not have to go through contact tracing...since none of their players got within 6 feet of the Wisconsin QB.

**Breaking News** In an effort to ease the toilet paper crisis, all Taco Bells nationwide will be closed That is all

Rep points should be disabled in the P&R circle jerk. Change my mind.

Happy Easter Husker board!

Been up since 12:30am, wifes water broke Baby A born 2:18am, 5.4lbs Baby B born 3:02am, 5.13lbs Everyone's doing great!

If you’re going to the Peach bowl in Husker gear, you’re a jackwagon. Don’t be a dick.

I passed my professional engineering exam! Tonight we drink!

Husker Volleyball won the Big Ten Championship last year. In the offseason our Assistant Coaches left, leaving Cook to rebuild his staff. At Louisville, Dani Busboom took a team that went 12-18 last year and got them into the NCAA tournament this year with a 24-6 record. At Illinois, Chris Tamas took a team that went 17-14 last year and got them back in to the tournament with a 21-10 record. That's a combined 16-win improvement over 2016, meaning these are two pretty good coaches, and were pretty big losses for Cook. All he did was rebuild his staff, have a better record in 2017 than in 2016 with a much younger team, won the conference and earned an easy berth in the NCAA tournament.

I like boobs. I'm generally a pretty coordinated person. I don't fall down. Except maybe if I'm walking up a steep hill on a sheet of ice. I always catch myself if I trip. I was the star player of my soccer team in college for the 1 season I played, scoring 50% of our goals. I think it's small detail that we didn't win any of our games and we only scored 2 goals all season, but I guess that's a matter of opinion. Anyhow, the other day at work it was super rainy, and I made the smart decision in the morning to wear sandals to work. I was headed out the door and looked back to half hold the door open for someone then turned around right at the top of 3 cement stairs down to the cement parking lot. My foot literally just went right out from under me like I had stepped on a cloud and I fell from the top of the stairs and landed sprawled spread eagle on my stomach. The only reason I didn't smash my face on the pavement and lose teeth is because of boobs. So, thank you boobs.

Inside sources confirm that Trev has filed a restraining order against two Huskerboard posters.

Glad to know our society has become a bow down culture. This virus is a coronavirus, just like evey other coronavirus that came before it. It HAS to run its course and will mutate to a much less lethal form in the end. Partial herd immunity is the best thing we can do. There will NEVER be a true vaccine. Why??? B/c there has never been a coronavirus vaccine due to mutation rate, and there will never be one. It is a coronavirus, just like your regular cold virus. It will have to eventually become a herd type immunity to decrease its mortality rate. Just like the regular cold virus, a coronavirus, was initially deadly, it will eventually become less deadly. The original coronavirus wasnt made a big deal b/c scientists didnt know what was happening, and didnt know what was happening like we do now with all of our technology. But, it was just like it is now, but the political bs media wasnt pushing the propaganda. Quit being sheep ffs!! People are so open to persuasion now. Use your fuvkin brain, this is not the first time this has happened in the world. Its just the first time you sheep are letting the media decide your beliefs. Its a new coronavirus!! It sucks, nobody is safe, it will make its rounds, people will die, herd immunity will be the key, and there will never be a good vaccine (<20% effective]. We cannot let this thing control our lives. Protect the most vulnerable, but otherwise life as normal has to go on.

The status updates were already going well beyond noting things that were happening. So several of them have been hidden and we're back to political talk needs to stay in the P&R Forum.

Revenge level = Pro Godlike

Is Urb gonna try to cover up that beating?

I really like this tweet.

My first grandson ......I hope and pray he plays for the Huskers and I hope and pray I'll be around to see it.

A pre-school girl walked up to me and asked if I had a baby in my belly. My adult filter kept me from answering with "Yes, and it was delicious"

Yet another school shooting this morning, to be added to our ever-scrolling list of gun tragedies... and our 'representatives' continue to do nothing substantial to address it.

The Democratic Senator from Alabama has the floor.

The Bears just ran the greatest two-point conversion play of all time.

After 4 grandsons I finally got my girl! I'm the proud grandma to a beautiful grandDAUGHTER! SO HAPPY!!

My dial on HB goes way back, and a lot of you don't know this, but BRI @BIGREDIOWAN is probably the coolest guy ever on the board. A die-hard Husker fan, living life in Iowa, and a cop (prolly 20 year vet by now!) I'll have a litre-O-cola

I think we can all agree society started to decay when people stopped using the Oxford comma.

Air Force once again killing it with the alternate uniforms:

Cheers to President Trump for assisting in the effort to make Nebraska football great again. Without his help, B1G may not have played football this year.

Waiting for Desmond Howard to tweet that B1G should kick Justin Fields out of the B1G. :-)

Say a prayer for BIGREDIOWAN, he more than likely is dressed in riot gear downtown facing off with protesters in Des Moines.

My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day. I just wish his wife would do the same.

Everyone on Social Media last week: Teachers have it easy, they don't need more money, they choose that job AND they get summers off! Everyone on Social Media after about 3 days of having their kids at home: My god, this is horrible, how do teachers do it?

Name 3 bands that were huge when you were in High School @JJ Husker feel free to just list things like, rock hitting cave wall, or, water flowing from river. 1. Nirvana 2. Pearl Jam 3. Smashing Pumpkins

I can't remember the last time I went to a game and watched the backups play en masse. That was nice.

Welp, this didn't age well.

In Devaney's first win Nebraska scored 53. In Frost's first win, Nebraska scored 53. In Osborne's first win, both teams combined for 53 (40-13). We are through the looking glass here people.

Can anyone recommend a place in Lincoln where I can carry a sword in the nude? Asking for a friend.

My neighbor lady, who is 83, was getting stuff out to mow and i walked over to ask if she would like me to help her. Her response: Oh honey, im not in a wheelchair yet. I can take care of it. She is an awesome woman. Always love talking to her.

The hardest part was watching that game with my PSU alumni girlfriend. Oh boy I like how she hates to lose but not when it’s against my Huskers! Lol woooooo! #GBR

My oldest son surprised us tonight. He was set to attend UNO next year for college and told us tonight that he decided he wanted to serve and joined the Marines. I was literally speechless and am so VERY, VERY, VERY proud of him.

Former QB turned hotshot head coach returns to his alma mater to resurrect a proud old power fallen on hard times. How's that working out for Michigan?

'98-'03 "Well we knee a slight regress was inevitable." '04-'07 "How can be this talented but this bad?" '08-'14 "HOW CAN WE BE THIS CONSISTENTLY AVERAGE" '15-Present "W........T.........F"

My grandpa had his checkbook stolen by a vacuum salesman several years ago. His partner was talking to my 90 year old grandparents so he snuck the checkbook into his pocket. He then went to the bank drive thru and wrote a check to himself and in the note he wrote that it was for "4-wheeler for grandson." One problem though; my aunt worked at the bank he went to. She knew it wasn't his writing so she called the police.The thief stayed in the drive thru the whole time until the police showed up and blocked off his car.