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  1. ShawnWatson

    Oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      This comment confirms what everyones been thinking

    2. tschu

      tschu

      Yes, I'll suck them.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Tschu did not wait! What a chanp

  2. ShawnWatson
    Thats a great man right there.
  3. ShawnWatson
    I don't agree with much he says but he uses words instead of violence or intimidation to convey his thoughts so I respect that. I wish him and his family only the best in the future.
  4. ShawnWatson
    I was just looking at Rivals, Tennessee has signed 102 kids in the previous 4 classes and Nebraska signed 87. I knew that oversigning was a huge benefit in the SEC but didn't realize it was that big of a gap.
  5. ShawnWatson

    Should Nebraska invite Bussey to space camp?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      He is already on a different planet

    3. GSG

      GSG

      We can all learn something from Gary Bussey: seashells do not plug into your television

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Wanna go campin'?

  6. ShawnWatson
    How is a camp about satelites going to help recruiting? This seems like a major concern about this staff, IMO.
  7. ShawnWatson

    Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      SHUT THE f#*k UP DALE

    2. admo

      admo

      Does she like chipotle?

  8. ShawnWatson
    Always there when I need you, ADS.
  9. ShawnWatson
    Begin google search at 1:45 pm. Conclude opinion at 2:04pm. This is great. who are you?
  10. ShawnWatson

    f#*k you tax brackets, f#*k you to goddamn hell.

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    2. carlfense

      carlfense

      ^^^Yes. That.

    3. carlfense

      carlfense

      If it's the same form of income as before there is no way that a raise results in taking less money home due solely to marginal tax rates.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      This happened to me. They raised my insurance rates beyond the amount of the raise I received. Thanks Obama.

  11. ShawnWatson
    Seasoned flour, marinate chicken in buttermilk.
  12. ShawnWatson
    Oil spills in Yellowstone River after pipeline leak
  13. ShawnWatson
    Schindler's List
  14. ShawnWatson
    You need more flames and sound effects.
  15. ShawnWatson

    Big congrats to sd'sker for following his dream and opening up that snuff film production co. like he always wanted #blessed

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Many obese men died making that dream come true. May they RIP

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Is his inspiration Nicolas Cage and the movie 9MM perhaps?

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      A whole movie on the poor man's dip? No thanks.

  16. ShawnWatson
    I am batsh#t scared of Mongolians.
  17. ShawnWatson

    Remember when Wifi was talking to people about trying to get a recruiting job with NU? God those were the days.

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    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Peppridge Farms remembers

    3. tschu

      tschu

      I miss wifi.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Wish I could get WiFi at werk

       

  18. ShawnWatson
    Those ladies actually just had a contest of who weighed more, them or the barrel full of concrete.
  19. ShawnWatson
    Did Pinkel land a f'ing helicopter on his front lawn? Ya mean crashed, right? Are you trying to say Pinkel would ever perform machinery under the influence?
  20. ShawnWatson
    Did Pinkel land a f'ing helicopter on his front lawn?
  21. ShawnWatson
    BAG MEN
  22. ShawnWatson

    I really wanna play the best and fastest guys whether they are young or not but Count'bility says they don't know the scheme well enough. I am getting hamstringed.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I say give em the ball and let em play. A few may get banned, but it's a risk we gotta take.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      IShawnWatsons tryin to drive a wedge between the program and fans again

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You want audiogate 3 m-f'r?!

  23. ShawnWatson
    Even though he dug his own grave with events like Texas AM, cheating, drugs at FAU, I still feel bad for the guy. God knows I'm not one to judge, and there's no amount of money that can make it worth putting your kids through this kind of stuff.
  24. ShawnWatson
    I'm more disturbed you linked a buzzfeed article than those statistics.
  25. ShawnWatson

    Tonight is gonna be super tight butthole.

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    2. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      Bruh

    3. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Puuuuuuuussssshhh!

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Holy crap lol. Chaddy, +1

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