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  1. Omaha World Herald (AP) - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. 

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. 

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. 

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. 

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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    2. NUance
    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Oldie but a goodie!

    4. 4skers89

      4skers89

      I got through the 3rd paragraph and thought "Is this a joke?". Yep.  :lol:

  2. No matter how big a lead you think you have on your lawn - weeds ALWAYS come back and beat you late in the 4th Quarter.

    1. 4skers89

      4skers89

      Don't be defeated!  Pull them out before they seed and repeat every year.  Keep the grass thick, healthy and eventually you'll have very few weeds.  it's helpful if your neighbors do the same.  It's a lot of work to get your lawn to that point but is easier to maintain and looks great.

    2. Apathy

      Apathy

      I sprayed down Prodiamine 65 WDG in the spring and have very little weeds in my yard. Last year I had quite of bit of crabgrass in the backyard and some here and there in the front yard. No crabgrass in my yard at all this year. Little small weeds here and there though but that’s because I only sprayed for a 4 month treatment but VERY satisfied with Prodiamine. Got some clubby fescue that I have to dig out by hand but that’s the only way to get rid of it. 

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      I find myself caring less and less about my lawn the later in the season it gets.  I'm all Gung-ho starting in spring.  It still looks much, much better than the lawns on either side of me though so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

  3. Stop complaining about your life; there are literally people who have no choice but to live in IOWA.

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      I needed this. 

    2. Scarlet Overkill

      Scarlet Overkill

      Then you got all the morons in my family who moved there by choice.  BY CHOICE!

  4. Will Bolt would be the perfect name for a player entering the Transfer Portal.

    1. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I'm leaning more towards an Ima Bolt being the perfect name for the Portal.

    2. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      Willie Bolt?

  5. Lincoln, NE stars in this excellent John Prine performance of "Crazy Bone":
    https://youtu.be/w5Rkm_dqm7A?t=14
    Or just watch the whole 46 minutes and thank me later. :)

    Originally entitled "Egg & Daughter Nite, Lincoln Nebraska, 1967"

  6. Will Bolt expected to be named new Nebraska's next Baseball Head Coach today, per texags.co

    PS...Not that it matters a hill of beans, but how do I go from "Blackshirt" status to "Scout Team"?

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    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Isnt he high on the wish list?

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      @man eating mastodondepends on who you talk to. There are some folks that want a proven entity, like the Oregon State or Virginia coach, and there are others that are willing to give Bolt a chance since he's had head coaching success at a lower division, he's a Dave VanHorn disciple, and many of the schools making it to the CWS the past few years have been turning their programs around with coaches that have resumes very similar to Bolt's. 

       

      Personally, I'm loving this hire, but I can understand why someone may think this is a letdown. Some of this may depend on how much money Moos and the AD office are willing to throw at baseball--if Moos wasn't willing to open the purse-strings a bit, then Bolt may have been all we could have realistically picked up (and probably why Childress stayed at aTm). 

      I am hoping that Bolt does keep Silva on as the Pitching coach, regardless...

    4. GSG

      GSG

      @cheekygeek 

       

      See @knapplc's post here for the new "rankings"  

       

  7. Moos is really making a name for himself by undoing the bad choices made by his predecessors. Nebraska is fortunate to be getting a "Take 2" when they are. Makes me wonder if Erstad made his retirement decision AT LEAST PARTLY because he KNEW Childress was looking to return to Nebraska (get dissed by Texas A&M people) and the Moos would be open to Erstad's recommendation?

  8. Moos has the chance to continue the resurgence of the Nebraska Cornhuskers "brand" if he can manage another "splash hire" at Head Coach for Baseball. Snagging Scott Frost for football, Fred Hoiberg for men's basketball, and now putting his stamp on Nebraska baseball has made him one of the most active Athletic Directors in the country. Timing is right, as the headlines of the Big Ten's being awash in cash is probably making a lot of good coaches in lesser conferences eye spots in the Big Ten with dollar signs in their eyes. It's a good time to be a Big Ten school shopping for coaches, especially if you are Nebraska.

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      If Moos gets the Triple Crown of coaches there needs to be a statue of him at the stadium,  at Pinnacle and Hawks Field. 

  9. WHY? Curious why my Topic in the Big Ten forum on payments made to 7 school's football players (including Big Ten schools: NORTHWESTERN, MICHIGAN, and PENN ST.) and subsequent comment was removed?
    Screenshot of the original thread URL and the message you get now:
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    2. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      Thanks for the reply. I figured that the Big Ten forum was the most appropriate place to put it/find it.

      Where was the other thread found?

    3. Mavric
    4. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      Thank you!

       

  10. The Twelve Seasons of Nebraska (give or take):
    1) Winter
    2) Fool's Spring
    3) 2nd Winter

    4) Spring of Deception
    5) 3rd Winter

    6) Road Construction
    7) Actual Spring

    8) Tornado
    9) Summer

    10) Faux Autumn
    11) 2nd Summer

    12) Actual Autumn
    13) Indian Summer (if we are lucky)

    Rinse and Repeat.
     

    Note: Some of the above Seasons may occur within the same 24 hour period.

    1. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      (Football Season is the most obvious omission.)

    2. commando

      commando

      pothole season?  or is that covered with road construction season?

    3. Xmas32

      Xmas32

      Ha, reminds me of Raygun shirt.

  11. It was NSD Eve, and all through the house

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a Clouse.

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      The pundits say no drama is good news, but dang..

    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      The fax machines were stocked with paper to spare

      Expecting the recruits soon would say they're 

      Committing to Nebraska and all those wearing red

      Would see visions of championships filling their head.

       

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      And Dr. Tom in his trucker hat, and Scott in his shorts

      had just settled their brains with a '97 season recap

  12. Nebraska not playing it’s best volleyball tonight but still came back from 2 sets down, and now leading 8-7 in the 5th. Epic!

  13. Congrats to Husker volleyball! NOW only Illinois stands between our team and the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.

  14. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he WILL. 
    There is no need to remind him about it every 6 months.

  15. I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day. That’s a bit of a stretch.

    1. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      +1

       

      When people tell me they are into Yoga, I look them straight in the eyes and tell them to get Bent! :cheers

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'd sign up for my company's 401K, but I don't know if I can run that far.

  16. Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way they won't be able to hear you from that distance.

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    2. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      I appreciate the feedback, Mr. Seinfeld.

    3. 4skers89

      4skers89

      You’re welcome sir.  I felt the eye roll someone (probably @Moiraine) gave you was not justified. 

    4. madman23

      madman23

      Also, you will have their shoes!

       

  17. I used to date a 1-legged girl who worked at a craft brewery.
    She was in charge of the hops.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      IIRC her dad was a swimmer and had no arms.......think his name was Bob.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      When I was a kid I walked in on my parents having sex.

       

      It was the most embarrassing 30 minutes of my life.

    4. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      That is bad Dude! Bad I say! :nutz

  18. I blame Pete Ricketts.

  19. I just cannot get enough video of those upside down trash can drills!

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Just lining up 11 trash cans would be better than Diaco's defense.

    2. cheekygeek

      cheekygeek

      I'll set 'em up... you knock 'em outta da park.
      :D

       

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