Rusty Shackleford

get a natty light sponsorship or maybe windsor and hell yeah sell me that when i go to buy my hot dog!

i havent seen a blackshirt in almost 10 years on a husker team. its sad

our slop team needs all the extra time they can get! cant miss a bowl if ya dont play the season!

aint nobody on husker team gonna win no heisman

i can barely get in to walmart to buy my natty light and bacon these days. just cure this dang thing already!

my ex wife made me get ridda buncha my prepper stuff and now I cant find none to replace it!

everybody laughs at me before this stuff happens for being a prepper well whos laughin now?

our wr roster is shot now. we may not win 5 games this year.

frost keeps letting the future draft numbers walk out the door

now we wont never know will we!

not jokeing! he has the speed to be the next heisman winner and now he will win one for some cousin lovin sec team! frost just tryin to exercise them lawrence phillips demons from his playing days. this is the wrong move!

probbly lose to damned purdue if we cant figure out a defenese

frost never should have let him leave! we need guys like this to be competetive in the big Ten! lawrence philips got a pass so why cant morice!

offensnsive issue is we didnt hire a real good offensive coordinator. Scott Frost is to busy wondring why his west coast schemes dont work in the big Ten.

he needs to fire his buddies! How many coaches are we gunna let hire there buddies and run the team into the ground? solich did it callahan did it pelini did it riley did it an now frost is doin it.