And an exorcism is better than a ritual colonoscopy of Big Red Nation.
As discussed in my Dredge Bridge jump topic infra, my idea is to burn three dummies which have the image and likeness of Steve P from NP, Harvey P from York and that former AD from Wisconsin. Then, and only then, will Big Red Nation be free from those Satanic influences.
The exorcism must take place next to the Tom Osborne and Brook Berringer statue.
I’d prefer this happen before the Iowa game. The good karma will allow us to win the Hy-Vee Trophy. We may not win the Big Ten West this year, but we can win that trophy.
I’ll leave it to you Lincoln fans to construct the dummies and organize this event. Get cracking!