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  1. The obvious choice is Tim Miles. He's still on the UNL payroll and he's lolling about his house as a couch potato. See, his Twitter profile picture. 

     

    The thing of it is Miles is very, very funny. Funnier than the late Johnny Carson. His future is not as a basketball coach as evidenced by his failure to ever beat the hated Creighton Bluejays (little brother). I personally will never forgive him for that sin! 

     

    But he'd be great as college basketball color man. Much better than Dan Dockich. As good as Tim would be on TV, he'll never be as good as Lincoln's own Nick Bahe (son of Rich Bahe). 

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  2. As you watch the game on Saturday, consider in your mind's eye how the play YOU would have called would have worked out. Then compare that to the play the coaches called and ran. 

     

    After this Saturday, it will be clear that Thurston's solution is the ONLY solution to making the Huskers great again. 

     

    I believe in the science of the wisdom of the crowds. One hundred thousand passionate and experienced Husker fans know best. 

  3. Apparently I have not made myself clear. Let me try again. 

     

    What has made Nebraska football great? What will make Nebraska football great again? Us! The fan base. We are the greatest - and most knowledgeable - fans in all of college football. It says so right on Memorial Stadium. It is carved in stone. It has to be true. Are the Ten Commandants true? They are carved in stone. 

     

    The reading assignment for the class here consists of two books. Fortunately, they were both written by UNL alums. The first book is "The Wisdom of Crowds"  by James Surowiecki. Jimmy was a Phi Delt but we still became friends. He's a good man from North Platte; St. Pat's grad. 

     

    The other book is "Blink" by Malcom Gladwell. As previously noted, Malcom is from Bassett and not Malcom. 

     

    These two books establish that a large group of smart and experienced people instantly know the right answer. We, the fan base, can collectively call the right play at the right time using Twitter. 

     

    Both books available at the Pender Public Library!

     

    Scott and the dozen assistant coaches  can do what they do best: recruit and drill the players at practice. Division of labor and specialization is the modern way. (Aside. How Bob and Tom did all that they did is a mystery to me.) 

     

    Dr. Tom is not coming out of retirement. The fan base calling plays is the next best solution.

     

    And, of course, if this idea is implemented it raises millions for the new indoor practice facility: The Greatest Fans in College Football Indoor Practice Facility. 

     

    Uncle Moose will give me Skybox tickets for life once this thing gets going. 

  4. New wrinkle. 

     

    The Athletic Department needs to run this (duh!) and charge for it. What would you pay for the knowledge that your input was directly contributing to Husker wins? I'd pay about $100. I think at least 100,000 fans would pay $100 too. 

     

    What to do with at least $10m  a year gross? 

     

    According to the OWH, our facilities (especially the Cook Pavilion) are no longer the best. We lag Purdue in the Big Ten.  Purdue! Horror of horrors. 

     

    Uncle Moose was reported to be working on something. 

     

    I say the $10m goes toward the new indoor practice facility and it is named after us! The Greatest Fans in College Football Indoor Practice Facility. 

     

    This idea has lots of power. Tell your friends and relatives. 

  5. I urge my fellow true blue Husker fans to spread my idea. Tell your friends. Call in to talk shows. 

     

    I predict that no later than the Iowa game that my idea is adopted by Scott.  Scott knows the power of Husker Nation. We are, after all, the Greatest Fans in College Football. Our greatness extends to our collective football knowledge. 

     

    When you talk this up, be sure to mention the science and technology aspect of this. 

  6. I’m hearing in Pender that this week Dr. Tom steps into the fray. A full-throated - and public -  defense of our favorite son. He calls out the naysayers. Tells the fan base to stay calm. Reminds Corn Nation he was only 9-3 in his second year as HC.  With losses to Wisconsin, Missouri (Matt didn’t play) and Oklahoma. Season was an abject failure with the loss to the Sooners.

     

    Tom denounces the sad state of affairs left by former coach and AD. Also denounces that AD from North Platte. Compares that guy to OBL.

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