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El Straino

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    Hastings, NE
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    Going through "The Process." Not bringing ball carriers all the way down during tackling drills/games. Swindling the people of Nebraska for 1.7 million dollars.

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  1. El Straino

    *** Official Northern Illinois Game Thread ***

    Zero runzas and zero Val's pizza sold. The tension amongst the concessions crew is palpable.
  2. Cotton? Or a certain prehistoric purple dinosaur with a creepy disposition towards young children?
  3. El Straino

    Totally useless information

    The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman, nor an Empire. Oh, crap this is in the Husker football section *Don't screw this up* *Don't screw this up* I, uhh, too...have, um. Watched the Husker footsball. Yes.
  4. It was Kool-Aid Days here in Hastings just a couple weeks ago. Still coming down from that sugar high. Trying to get off the sauce but it keeps dragging me back in...
  5. And if you keep sipping the kool-aid it'll change even more for the better. Goes down smooooooth. As for myself I have another pitcher cooling in the fridge (cheers!)
  6. El Straino

    Extremely impressed with the new staff on the recruiting trail

    Cue up sad trombone effect:
  7. El Straino

    Fall Camp Notes

    Shush!!! Not another word!
  8. El Straino

    Fall Camp Notes

    SF: Don't worry guys, they used to call me Beefstacks McFrost. Ryan Held: No one's ever called him that. Seriously dude, you gotta lay off the workouts if you wanna get in touch with your inner Mangino. Lookin like a classical Greek god statue.
  9. El Straino

    Which type I-back do you prefer?

    I swear Burkhead could turn himself into Ant-Man at times just to squeak out extra yardage. I get chills thinking what Ameer could've done in a Frost offense. Ahman had that 5th gear that looked effortless. I'm partial to AG and LP, who could combine speed with truck sticking fools when needed.
  10. El Straino

    Dedrick Mills

    I didn't even notice till I read this that it was gone! Bring it back! Dooo it for the kids!
  11. El Straino

    Are we or aren’t we Rivals

    As to the OP: if you gotta keep asking the question (and boy do we seem to ever), chances are good it's being forced
  12. El Straino

    Another marijuana citation...

    Ah, this takes me back. Circa 1996 my older brother had roomies in a college party house here in H-Town...they had an impressive 6 foot tall setup simply named Bong Osborne, complete with Apex huskers hat and jacket.
  13. El Straino

    Valentine's Wishes for the Huskers

    For 20 years long now Our hopes have turned to ash Now we just hope you Pay for the pizza with cash
  14. El Straino

    Maurice Washington Faces Charges

    Just gonna get on huskerboard, dink around, see what's goin on during this uneventful off-season time of ye...whaaaaaaaaaat?
  15. El Straino

    Tim Miles Hot Seat Watch

    It may be more efficient to begin measuring the temperature of TM's seat in Kelvin units.