El Straino

Time to crown em. Crown their a$$es. CU will win 3 nattys THIS. YEAR. This victory over a team that is *checks notes* 23-46 over the last 6+ years definitely solidifies that as fact.

You have nooooo idea. I won't let my kids in the room, for sure

As always, we are our own worst enemy

Welp...there goes this drive

Holy holding

Dude is a turnover machine.

SWEET JEEBUS

Perhaps so...but USC has earned a reputation for pathetic defense. Could see it turning into another track meet with asinine video game stats

Noooo not the banhammer!!

Yoooo, whoooa whoa, logic and reason...in THIS thread? You, good sir, are a madman, a madman I say! I said good day, sir!

This thread...holy jeebus... On CU, I feel like Denny Green here: If you wanna crown em, then crown their a$$. TCU was more than happy to get into a freakin track meet with them, instead of committing to pounding their undersized front, while on D tackling like they're going against those donut dummies they use in practices. They got what they deserve, and if we commit the same gaffes so will we next week. If I'm a Buffs fan (gross hypothetical, I know) I'm not sure I'm completely over the moon. They have to realize that IF Deion has any kind of immediate prolonged success, the clock is already ticking on his eventual departure. FSU or some other big time school will pull up with a dump truck of cash (Oh, they comin). Hell, CU can barely afford his current salary. Either way, not our problem. On NU: It's a one game sample size. Calm down. There's some glaring holes for sure. Sims critics will probably be thrilled cause there's no way he stays healthy running that much. I'm not thrilled but I want to see more before making grand sweeping judgements. I can't believe so many people had everything riding on one game. Denny Green on the Gophers: They were who we THOUGHT they were, we let em off the hook!

The off-season is allllmost over. We're tired. It's hot and humid as all heck. Everyone's cranky. The butthurt is strong in here. Let's all be a bunch of lil Aaron Rodgers and R-E-L-A-X. And maybe get a funnel cake in GI this next weekend

Big mehhhh, hard pass on this. And some of the subtle things, like the stadium words, are SO subtle that they could easily be incorporated into the every game unis...as much as that might make a few lose their minds. I'd like to see a little more imagination. Oh well

Looks like we're gonna find out if Raiola can squeeze any more development out of the Puke Brothers. I love Teddy and his potential, but dude is Mr. Glass at this point. Subquestion: are they the Puke Brothers because of how hard they pracice, or because of fans reaction to our tackle play/performance?

Yeeesh...but not surprising

So...Childress, or someone outside?

Aaaaannd that's a sweepy sweep sweep. Gotta rock the boilermakers next series

Yeesh. Too many runners left stranded, but there's plenty of game left. Just glad to be up by 1

19-5, Penn St. stinks, let's keep it going

That hold on the td run will get called 4/5 times come the fall

Mannn oh man, just when it was gettin good... Got some small hail and it dumped absolute buckets here in Hastings.

A Nebraska kid playing for a Nebraska school helping to beat Nebraska. Ugh.

I'm suddenly less disappointed I couldn't tune in to the game. Jeez louise...

This is beyond dumb, and utterly unnecessary. If you want to change it that badly, keep the skull and asymmetry, update the helmet to a modern one annnd *chefs kiss* done.