I'm not saying he let himself go, but seriously, he let himself go.
Actually, he's no different from 80% of other coaches/parents out there. It's just that he was sooooo small as a player back in the day.
There's a game today? Could we just announce the new coach instead? I mean, as excited as I am to watch a bunch of punts and hair-pullingly frustrating play calling and missed tackles...
Oh, and uh, go big red, er something like that.