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El Straino

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  1. El Straino
    We also have had a long history of making backup qbs look like Heisman finists
  2. El Straino
    Mo is gonna run all over us the rest of the way. Defense can't hold forever and we have a clown show on offense. Yay, Saturdays in the fall!!!
  3. El Straino
    My fax machine is down, haven't gotten the memo- am I supposed to be crushed and depressed yet?
  4. El Straino
    Where was the celebration from the secondary on that one?
  5. El Straino
    Of course
  6. El Straino
    That turf tackles well...
  7. El Straino
    Welp we're gonna piss that awesome field position down our leg...
  8. El Straino
    Honestly that two tight ace look is getting some great line play
  9. El Straino
    There's that 1st down deep ball
  10. El Straino
    You know it's a particularily goobering troll when they put "Nebraska Huskers" instead of Nebraska Cornhuskers."
  11. El Straino
    With our oline pass pro he's lucky he isn't collecting disability at this point
  12. El Straino
    Do...do you have any eligibility left? Asking for a friend
  13. El Straino
    Now I'm gettin agitated thinkin about us being Brets elastic waist khakis whipping boy, then going to next week getting owned by PJs yoga stretch, starched shirt, tie pinned a$$. Alcohol isn't an answer, but scientifically it is a solution
  14. El Straino
    Not sure what Bielema is thinking. There's no way we were stopping them from picking up a yard there. Step on out throat and crush the windpipe man
  15. El Straino
    Dancing Jesus says someone needs to make a big play here
  16. El Straino
    Geez louise, cue up the Benny Hill theme
  17. El Straino
    Did we forget we have Chubba in and not smothers on that zone read?
  18. El Straino
    The Lord approves of this fumble recovery
  19. El Straino
    What. The. Frank. Was that 3rd down call
  20. El Straino
    1st down deep ball. Whip, you friggin stubborn old fart. Love ya, but it's becoming so predictable
  21. El Straino
    I think a game ball should go to Bret's super stretch elastic waistband, damn, that thing don't give up no matter the pressure
  22. El Straino
    Exactly what I was yellin
  23. El Straino
    Ready for the chubba hubba bubba show?
  24. El Straino
    Aaaaaaand back to the bench rahmir
  25. El Straino
    Holy cow, Jesus in the stands! Turnin water into Pepsi, feedin the masses with 5 runzas and two pizza slices. How can we lose now?
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