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  1. So, with exclusion of sports, theaters and bars closed, parks closed and my Rosie's becoming more dried out and chapped by the day I'm beginning to fully understand Dr. Suess.

     

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    Dr. Seuss Golden Years Poem


    I cannot see

    I cannot pee

    I cannot chew

    I cannot screw

    My memory shrinks

    My hearing stinks

    No sense of smell

    I look like hell

    My body’s drooping

    Have trouble pooping

    The Golden Years have come at last

    The Golden Years can kiss my a$$

     

    1. Toe

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      That's one of the most weak-a$$ attempts at imitating Dr. Seuss's style I've ever seen.

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