UniversalMartin

It was the Texas game in 07 where we said "F it" and just attacked on D and played aggressive on O...that is the last time I recall a coach for Nebraska basically saying "the s#!t we are trying to do right now doesn't work, so let's do the opposite". At some point, particularly defensively, you just gotta attack and let the chips fall where they may. Offensively, we just need to have constant Martinez designed roll 2 reads and if s#!t ain't there get 4 yards

Agree on the ability to drive for time...I do think this O can do that, but we look so damn JV across everything (minus a few Varsity players here and there)...we just look so damn weak, it is frickin pathetic to watch

Had a dream we beat Wisky 29-17...also I was called, at my home, to call plays but was distracted cause my dog was smoking cigarettes and my couch kept shrinking

I was once confronted with a situation in which I thought I was going to get into it with my boyhood idol Tommie Frazier cause he was being a douche to my dad at a bar in Seattle before the 2010 UW game.

It looks like we dont run anything that is designed to play into another call or play off a previous call...but in all fairness it probably looks that way because we are not generally not executing any play

Fine..let's do a blackout then

I call this: Motivational Negativity

Exactly

Listen guys..if you want to exorcise demons, you gotta motivate them to want to leave...its like your speaking gorgonzola when its clearly brie time baby.

It's totally correlatable...we dont sellout unless you do...right?

Based on current circumstances...a 50/50 shot at winning

I am beginning to think that the only way we move forward is to let the sellout streak die...are we not actually lying to ourselves each game? I have seen games lacking butts in seats and yet it is declared a sellout by ticket purchase. Let's get our 3 Hail Mary's and 4 Our fathers over with and move forward with a clean conscience We, apparently, sold our souls for the 90's...so let's cleanse ourselves and move forward

We look so soft and pathetic Whomever the QB is, doesn't even try to read route progressions...our OL is a bunch of dudes who think they are big but just a bunch of pussies...D plays like a bunch if guys who think just getting "hyped" is going to make a play. Flat out just a bunch of puss and mud

It's like they got together and said: Misinformed Scientist 1: " we need to get as much padding and space between the shoulders!" Misinformed Scientist 2: "Totally agree...but what about the brain?" Misinformed Scientist 1:"Dude, F the head, we need to protect the shoulders...and now that think about it, the tailbone too...F the head and everything in it!" Misinformed Scientist 2: "Yeah..your right...besides with a 30 pound helmet that has state of the art sleek plastic pads for the ears and head ...they should be fine." Misinformed Scientist 1: "Exactly!!"

I'd like to see a road uni that is all white with a reverse helmet (all red with white N and stripe)

I'm a uni nut...I generally think any new combination looks sweet. I actually like the Steelers bumblebee look cause it is so absurd

Nuts to think how big shoulder pads were...I look at the pads I wore in college in late 90's and think how the hell was I even able to do a swim move

Comma's are awesome...Hunt Legrone sounds like someone on Sharknado

..well, yeah And I don't know bout Thurston...but Un is known to imbibe on HUMP DAY!!!

Good lord, that letter would only be worse if he ended it with "What would Joe Paterno do?"

That's what she said?

Is 22 years ago modern? If it is, I have a boatload of Hanson cd's, Tony Blair autobiographies and "old school" New Era jackets I'm selling for buckets

He's Colonel Sanders now

I honestly think at the end of the day Jurgens is going to be All Conf...dude has a serious case of the yips right now but that will pass........eventually