The_Ad_Guy

2 hours ago, MLB 51 said:

You suck.

It’s a living 

No. 

2 hours ago, Decked said:

This is turning into a great thread 

Ads. They’re your friend 

45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This seems like a bad idea 

 

Hey, local plumbing supply giant “Bidet Mate!”’s money is still green 

25 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

 

I'll see you in hell.

 

Along with the person in charge of SEO keywords. 

Mr Aldus Pagemaker makes us seem like saints 

15 minutes ago, RedSavage said:

Saw an ad for Glengary Glen Ross once when I was a kid. Changed my life 

34 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said:

 

I fed my family for years as an ad copywriter. Now I'm just trying not to go to hell. 

And I’m just trying to get that perfect ad in the middle of a post 

6 minutes ago, WyoHusker56 said:

 

I'm currently feeding my family by managing digital ads like the ones everyone is complaining about. Please don't ban me...

It’s noble work you’re doing, son. 

You don’t want to know what I had to do to lock Chippendales down. If you did, you’d click the link. 

On 2/1/2020 at 5:21 PM, PaulCrewe said:

Must be behind  in paying that ad op team. 

I doubt this. I get to up my rates if he’s delinquent past ten days. 

18 minutes ago, Scarlet said:

Your kids are getting fat on the teat of Bi$RedMax

Buddy, if I don’t make my number, we don’t get to go to the conference in Maui. And my wife said she’d leave if that happened. 

So please click on the ad. 

On 2/6/2020 at 10:57 AM, Guy Chamberlin said:

I mean, if I did write a check to HuskerMax, does that mean I could use my Ad Blocker without being told not to use my Ad Blocker every time I sign in?

 

And how big would that check need to be?

 

Max?

Hey, my kid needs to eat too. 

On 2/3/2020 at 11:55 PM, The Dude said:

Okay, now this is a cool feature!   I'll gladly have ads in my posts if you slide me a little cash.

Lets get together and talk soon.