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redblooded last won the day on August 13 2011

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  1. BTW, if you don't understand why a bunch of kids singing every sperm is sacred is absolutely the rauchiest most hilarious sh#t ever... never watch another monte python movie again. Also If you think it is disgusting you should stomp your holy grail dvd out and go f#*k off since you dont actually get python comedy.
  2. lol I blocked youtube from my browser earlier and am stupid enough to not realize. So I tried to reply to another post and started this one --> here is the actual post: http://www.huskerboa...post__p__921703
  3. It's not just contraceptives. Common sense and rationalitie's assualt on religion is beginning. I'm just here to warn you. 20 years from now we won't have a christian amusment park with jurrassic park "raptors" that are 3 feet too tall living with cave men all so we can debate why we aren't teaching that in school.
  4. Here's the actual problem, take a look at the actual high speed internet and "3-4g" coverage maps of the US there are gaping holes even though we've subsizied the cable and wireless telcome industrys billiions of dollars of taxpayer money. we paid to cover those areas and the business sector didn't do it.
  5. how did nobody link this? good god, it's a joke. There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
  6. Wait what? is that not what we are prentending not to do at airports now to "randomly" inspect them more if they are a nationality we might associate with terrorism? But yes, we are all bad because we have done that, racial profling. We are the people that contine to endorse these policies, and we are as bad if not worse then our forefathers for doing so since WE SHOULD f'ing KNOW BETTER. And every idiot that votes in fear for politicians that support things like the patriot act is eroding EVERYONE'S actual liberties. Which mean's freedom for the two of you that don't actually own a dictionary.
  7. For the first two weeks of the egyption revolution last year you could watch everything live on al-jazeera and I thought to myself, this is going to take off in the US since we cant actually see what is going on in the middle east in realtime instead of only once every 24 hours watching the nightly news corrospondents checks in. It hasn't totally taken over yet, but it is "hilariously" a more fair and balanced right wing channel then fox news. That's the muslim news channel, in broadcast over the arab states, more balanced then fox news. and that's no sh#t.
  8. That wasn't a case of godwin's law. Nazi's were christians... as distasteful as that might be to you. Christianity had spread from Rome and the Byzantine empire across europe for nearly 2000 years by then. But by all means, lets pretend that every christian atrocity carried out in 'gods' name by humans I brought up is moot. Because god is omnipotent enough to realize it doesn't actually matter if genocide and other incredibly horrible atrocities happen and not premtively strike down those that might kill millons of people, or develop weapons that can send entire continents cowering faster then the actual "hand of god".
  9. No state is more business friendly than China, is that the direction you want us to head in? I want middle class jobs, those that pay in the range of $30k to $100k for more Americans. Without them our economy goes into a death spiral. What is friendly for business is often poison to the middle class. Trickle down economy! Class warfare! Wealth redistribution! Socialism! Entitlements! other politically charged words we can shout to boil complex social-econimic ideas down to the lowest common denominator, yet still trick that idiotic denominator! but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die. Other words that trick a bunch of idiots! Pubs want to kill the elderly, oBUMa stated they want to let autistic childern fend for themselves, fair share, Hate women (abortion), war mongers, increase revenue, real change. Wait what? I gotta stop coming up with joke ideas in the middle of the night half drunk. Are you emoting because you saw the "textbook" non sequitur in there and got the fact that those talking points dont actually come to a conclusion and that they are all in fact red herrings? or are you actually stupid enough to recite both what fox news tells you liberals would say if they didn't take that seriously with what the republcans have been saying since the teaparty started and their "news" anchors have been arging against themselves on their programs as some sort of hypothetical "on message" arguement for months if not years? I don't remember a bunch of lets let the autistic fend for themselves in the Obama campaign kickoff, aka state of the union, or death panels cropping up again, both previous fox news fictions. Good god man. rotfl emoticon indeed. Think for your self. I know it's easier to let "God" aka "Rupert Murdoch" do it for you, but try.
  10. No state is more business friendly than China, is that the direction you want us to head in? I want middle class jobs, those that pay in the range of $30k to $100k for more Americans. Without them our economy goes into a death spiral. What is friendly for business is often poison to the middle class. Trickle down economy! Class warfare! Wealth redistribution! Socialism! Entitlements! other politically charged words we can shout to boil complex social-econimic ideas down to the lowest common denominator, yet still trick that idiotic denominator! but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.
  11. How many Christian terrorsits do you believe are in the world? Seriously didn't we just go through the white supremesist fundamentalist "militia" scare with the unibomber and Timothy McVeigh in the 90s? The game in this country for the last 70 years has been to simply to point blame at anyone to justify more defense spending, since defense was the "republican" strong point.
  12. Your argument is "who cares it happened a long time ago?" Do you think that faith has changed for the better over the years? As in . . . the further we get from the time of Christ walking the earth the better Christians have behaved? Weak. I am saying you guys harp back to the same old line when you can't think of anyhting else to say. I will say that this site only reinforces my faith in what the bible says. In the end days very few will be believers and they will be mocked and ridiculed. As was stated earlier less and less people in the world are believers which follows the bibles story line, you are just helping out in your own little way Carlfense, thanks! Seriously I imagine you hit your head on the door before you open it to leave your own bedroom every morning. Confirm or Deny? Also ponder this quote, from a not as well known greek figure as Plato, So-crates , and Aristotle. 300 years before god was even born. "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus (helping or hurting your faith?, is there a deadline like jan2013 when the rapture doesn't come or is it open ended? should we have been stocking up on nike cross trainers and investing in cyanide laced kool-aid?) Enjoy your rightiousness hanging out with the self fulfilling prophecy by church sponsored psychics of the "very few believers." They could have had a good career setting odds in vegas.
  13. ....as a mod, I'm going to have to warn you against personal attacks against other people. that being said, there are both pro-abortion and anti-abortion stories/rules in the Bible. It's a huge book of contradictions. When it comes to passing laws in our country, I ask everyone to look at the reasons for their point of view. If they're religious based...if you have to say "god tells us (fill in the blank)"... I think you have no right to push those views into laws. Whether it be abortion, same-sex marriage, etc. Fine. Are you going to also warn redblooded for advocating for the abortion of Jesus and basically waging a personal attack on all Christians? What's good for the goose...... And BTW, that wasn't a personal attack. I am the one against abortion in this discussion and he is the one apparently for it. How dare I suggest he being willing to suffer the consequences of what he proposes. I have dealt with this issue in the context it was presented. I can't help it if people jump to conclusions and make assumptions about what laws others may or may not push. And, as far as I know, I have all the same rights you or anyone else does and I can be for or against any law I see fit, for any reason I see fit. If it happens to be a religion based belief, I guess other people simply have to deal with that. I've never understood the position that simply because a person does not have a religion to base a belief on, why that makes their position somehow more valid. I think you have no right to say others have no right. LOLx2, Once because I said Jesus neither wrote nor dictated the bible and that basically nullified the original post's bait and second for taking mine. Yeah Aborting Jesus would have only saved everyone that died in the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem witch trials, the Jews in WW2 and countless other people in catholic and protestant wars alike their lives. But yes, please warn me on a message board for making a joke about aborting the cause of it all. (I'd die a thousand times over, now not just in the womb, to not have that suffering plague the world) That's Jesus y'all lets celebrate him in some man made institution that wants our money every sunday so we can pretend he takes a bow for us being good as long as we continue carrying on that hatred of all other religions that aren't "right." Then with our taxes we can fund the largest military in the world to blow them up to expedite our expelling them from "heaven". Marry is the greatest trap artist in the history of the world... not only did she get some moron to marry her before she gave birth to her "Immaculate conception" but she got him to be okay with it and convinced millions upon millions of morons thousands of years later to not only go along with it but that he was the son of (and) god himself. If that broad tried to get away with that now she'd be on Springer and/or Maury, and rightfully so, yet those are the 2000 year old people you're worshiping. Good luck with that. (ps thanks for learning how to press the "quote" button. That only took what, three months?). The Christians killed the jews in WW2? I think you got a hold of the wrong history book. Really? who exactly do you think conquered those northern barbarian hordes in Germania back in the day? It wasn't Muslims out there conquring them and sending missionary's to teach them "gods" word while hijacking their pagan festivals, or all around Nebraska we'd be speaking arabic. Hitler was a "skeptical catholic" technically according to the web. As a baptised catholic and christian church raised kid that sounds pretty christian to me (I won't even bother naming my ancestry, if you know nebraska past the 1850s you know that already), and while Jew hatred might not be en-vogue now with us guilty conscience'd gentiles it was pretty okay back in the day until then. Hell have you people never had a racist older relative? Religion is a device to subjugate the masses. Nothing more. Don't get me wrong, the teachings of the bible are good overall if not taken too literally... I mean we shouldn't be stoning people to death like it's John Cleese night outside of Memorial stadium during the fall if they blaspheme as someone fumbles. After all the bible is just a collection of stories that date back WAY beyond the supposed years of Christ which were retold generation after generation to get people to not kill or steal from eachother. Somewhere someone figured out they could make money off of that from kings that wanted people to behave as their subjects in the name of the lord. then it turned into the sleaziest business in the world. At least prostitues can shower and control themselves around children. However, It's the whole interpreted will of a supposed 'diety' so a bunch of people can try to impose their will on others in the name of 'god' (who doesn't exist) I have the biggest problem with. also, P.S. thanks for the amusing reading. P.P.S. Marry, Mary, Maury. Two are fictional and all three would've been on talk shows taking lie detectors and paternity tests in the 20th century.
  14. If europe was smart, which they haven't been since we plundered germany's scientists, they's simply tell us to go screw ourselves on this and go write some even more lax copyright and IP laws. Then watch the tech industry innovation flow over to them over the next 10 years which would kill the US since manufacturing is all overseas.
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