AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken

A team made up of SEC linemen once won the badmitton world championships against a dominant Korean squad? I hope the tone of this thread is obvious...

I bet if we sewed an SEC patch on our jerseys we'd be in the top 12.

I like that the "bloggalists" only defense of the SEC is the Clowney hit. If single highlight reel hits define a conferences dominance, than I offer this as my rebuttal. Kenny Bells hit v Wisconsin > Clowneys hit v Michigan = Kenny Bell is the Best Defense in College Football

goldfinger, nickelback, and iron maiden are metal bands.

I dont think I would otherwise, but seeing as I live in Orlando...

speaking of aliens and tufftiger....

As was mentioned above, Jamal went over to Borland to say something, so it did appear SOMEONE on the team cared about Martinez. And I dont believe the slam was that bad. Yes, it looked awful, but having watched it again a few times, I'm giving Borland a little slack. When Borland and Martinez came into contact with eachother, neither seemed to have enough momentum to move the other, resulting in the little spinning move they both did when Borland had wrapped up Taylor. When you have a guy wrapped, and you have no momentum to tackle, the only thing you can do is pick the other guy up (or sweep the leg?). The spinning they were doing probably caused the suplex. Or whatever, I dont know.

would love to have you join us in Orlando. the Pour House makes a pretty decent Runza, if youre into that. Youre about an hour and 15 away via toll roads.

Iowa is like the neighbor kid you had to go play with once and a while, just because you lived next door. You never really thought much of him. His house always smelled weird, and his mom made awful sandwiches. He always wanted to play Street Fighter 2, and he'd always pick Blanka. He'd just sit there the whole game and do the stupid electricity move. I hated that kid.

Ive got a roommate who's whole family is Alabama fans. Im cheering against them just for the sake of pissing him off, like any good roommate would.

i think we're turning "the" corner. i just feel like we're doing it like this...