Enhance

If you were in HS it is probably a fun place to go since there is little supervision and you could totally sneak in vapes and booze.

If you are a mom it is probably a cool place to go just so you can really push the limits of your husband's patience, really send him near that breaking point and then top if all off with getting him and and having super tired cranky kids and letting him know that you are going to bed early since you are worn out.  Maybe also letting him know that saying "thank you" to the girl that gave you your change after buying a 14 dollar funnel cake seemed a bit "too flirty"

@Red Fivethats actually the perfect description haha. 
 

I will say that It is regarded as one of the best in the country and there truly is a lot of stuff to do. They have their own train ride, haunted houses, tons of attractions and shows, rentable camp sites/fire pits, etc. It also holds a lot of sentimental value to me because I started going in the early 90s as a kid, but it also used to cost only a couple bucks to get in. Now they just keep expanding every year and finding new reasons to slap another $5 onto admission.

That's about 25% more than Fritzler's Corn Maze here. https://www.fritzlerfarmpark.com/

But Fritzler's has GOATS, acrobatic goats  and pumpkin cannons.

@Danny Bateman I had a somewhat similar experience. My earliest memories of asparagus were out of a can. I didn't "hate" it, but I definitely didn't like it. I remember my dad made oven baked asparagus one time when I was about 10 and I thought "where the hell as this been?"

Plus the fun thing with asparagus is making your pee smell funny for the next few hours.

Asparagus rolls.  Cream cheese on lunch ham, then wrap the asparagus.  Bake it. 

I never make a bet I can't win lol

Another hint: they rebooted this show a few years ago and then renamed it after they killed off the main character cuz she's a real-life a$$h@!e

Roseanne.  
 

It wasn’t a bad show originally but The Connors is absolutely horrible.

This^

I 100% advocate eliminating the backwards slide rule. In lieu of that not happening though then yes I think you just spot the ball wherever the qb initiated the slide since that’s where it gets spotted currently. 

Get rid of spot foul for PI. Sick of watching "game-winning" drives where 80% of the yardage is off two PI calls. Just make it 15 yards. No reason a defense should get penalized 30-40 yards because the offense threw up some garbage pass 

Some sources are now claiming it is her husband.

I would really need to think to figure out a rap song I like.  
 

Music is like candy. Throw the (w)rapper away and consume the rest.  

Uptown Funk

Anything by the late Christina Grimme.  Music lost a future superatar in her.

Shipped it to Vegas(as everything at the one in Vegas is out of stock) and it came via DHL and took like 6 weeks.  I would consider DHL a 3rd party, but it came in 1 piece.

Yeah, he was trying to play the janitor role with a thick accent and stuff.  So they canned him.

I think we know the responsible party involved here.

Those are fly

The service academies consistently crush it when it comes to alternate uniforms.  These are sweet.

Damn...too bad the Washington Football Team didn't run with this idea as their replacement. They look sharp.

He could play right away here at Northern Colo....

Dylan is a redshirt Junior, so would have 2 years of eligibility remaining.

Appreciate the clarification.  The UM website lists him as a Senior.

“At FOX Sports, we are proud of Dak Prescott for publicly revealing his struggle with depression and mental health,” the network said in a statement. “No matter the cause of the struggles, FOX Sports believes Dak showed tremendous courage which is evident in both his leadership on the Dallas Cowboys and in his character off the field. We do not agree with Skip Bayless’ opinion on Undisputed this morning. We have addressed the significance of this matter with Skip and how his insensitive comments were received by people internally at Fox Sports and our audience.”

What Fox should've said:

"Look... we know that Skip has trash takes, but y'all keep giving him attention and making us a ton of money, and what he said wasn't reaaaaaally bad enough to force us to have to remove him. So... I mean yeah we feel bad about what he said, and we'll try to make him not be so mean in the future, but otherwise we're just going to carry on."

@Enhance

Sorry, not sorry!

Dang..I'm weirdly able to help here too.  My SIL swears by Peak Performance.  

I'm going to just start PM'ing all my status updates to you directly LOL

I was at a conference in Texas last year and they had an event at the Circuit of the Americas.  Most of the time, they let people take the class and actually get to drive the souped-up Audis they have there.  But since there were so many of us for on one evening, they had drivers for the cars and we just got to ride.  It was pretty fun just to get to ride in it.  I don't know what it would cost to actually get to drive it but I think it would be a blast.

@knapplc just leave the TCS on and make sure it's got good tires 

If you don't mind dropping bigger coin there's Bondurant driving school in Phoenix.

Isn't there a road course already in Omaha?? 

I just hope that your next step isn't "I shot the sheriff"

@JJ Husker I don't think the valuation process is near as responsible or trustworthy as we would hope. If I'm being honest, my argument wasn't exactly foolproof. I looked up similar homes, their prices and what they sold for vs. their county valuations in recent years, but I also did it all sort of last minute and there were some obvious flaws in my argument. But what are they going to do, dedicate hours of time to my case? They probably got thousands of complaints and requests for reassessments.

Even the assessor's explanation of why they sided with me felt vague and straight forward. Literally they put one sentence on my report that amounted to 'I looked at the complaint's argument and agreed with them' lol

@Enhance I guess what frustrates me is, I know they base the value on comp sales from a set time period and neighborhood. I researched those comp sales and absolutely none of them supported their huge increase. I gave them about ten comps that supported mine and they just said no, our valuation stands. And they won't provide the basis on which they valued it. I could've taken it the next step and appealed it to the county commissioners but I didn't want to commit any more time to it. They were about $80k higher than my highest guess. They just want/need money and that is hard to fight.

I have been gifted a Shun; chef, boning, and santoku knives over the past several years. I freakin love them. My Dad is the cook in the family, so I bought him a whet stone for Father’s Day last year and it has been quite useful. I was unsure which one to purchase, so I just went with a less expensive one that had solid reviews.
 

Side note: If you want to gawk at some fancy Damascus steel and can afford a cool $1,000 knife, check out Muamasi Fire Art. Joe Rogan talked about him briefly on a podcast and he was a judges pick contender who won an episode on Forged in Fire. Went to HS with him and he is a super great guy. https://instagram.com/maumasifirearts?igshid=11lolgktyp3ns

@TheRedCarver  Very nice.

@Enhance I found this youtube channel to be the most useful for learning to sharpen. Just look for the intro or beginner videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOluHMoKJ6CrS0kcybhaThg

I really feel for this kid. I know he’s done wrong, but he’s obviously going through a tough time. 

Is it game day?

They found him. 

https://www.wowt.com/content/news/Former-Husker-Maurice-Washington-reported-missing-571447591.html

Lucky, mine doubled.

25,000 @teachercd?  Do you live in a freaking castle or something!?!?

I am pretty sure putting in that moat was a bad idea!

@Xmas32100%-- His wife is for sure trying to get out front--MAYBE it was her that did it all along?!?!?!

That would be extra diabolical!

I at least know it wasn't her because we were driving home at the time it happened. 

Plus when I told my wife this morning she was kind of pissed at first too lol. This 'pop up' does seem suspicious though...

@Xmas32 it also helps that their product isn't a$$. Just sayin.

I mean if employee retention is what you want and it benefits the bottom line to pay them 2-3 times what you've been doing, fine. But it still isn't going to do much for a Taco Bell type place as far as increasing customers and sales. It might have the effect of lowering their costs tho.

I have a feeling that those little 4 oz. Taco Bell soft tacos are soon going to weigh in at about 2 oz.  

@JJ Husker I agree that Taco Bell's pilot program is probably doomed to fail.  Too many things working against it.

Went through this myself last month. Is there a set airline that you use? The only thing that’s nice about airline cards is some give you a free bag, priority boarding and other perks that are pretty much hassle free to use. But I chose the Sapphire. It’s a very heavy card. 

I use a Chase Sapphire Preferred and its great. Although if you are considering a Chase Sapphire Preferred, get the Chase Sapphire Reserve instead. It's annual fee is $350 extra per year, but you get $300 each year in travel vouchers, more cash back per expenditures, and free global entry.

Both cards provide free rental car insurance and insurance for electronic purchases.